2. Dress up like Ronald McDonald, enter a McDonalds and tell random customers they win free fries for life. Also fire some employees.
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3. Hang the Mona Lisa from the right field bleachers at Yankee Stadium. The first player to put a ball through it gets to decide whether karaoke remains legal in the US.
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4. Hire a female prostitute, tell her to meet you at a fancy restaurant, and ask her to pretend to be your colleague from the bank. Hire a male prostitute, and tell him the same thing. Reserve the table next to theirs and listen to them trying to improvise sexy bank-themed dialogue at each other.
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5. Pronounce “Chipotle” like “Aristotle” and the latter like the former. If we start now, we can probably switch the pronunciations in ten or twenty years, fifty tops.
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6. Ask a stranger to watch your bag for you but never actually leave, just sit there and watch your bag together with your new friend.
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