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The candles are lit, the wine is poured, and Barry White is playing softly in the background. She’s got that glimmer in her eye, and you both know – it’s going down.
But as the saying goes, “We make plans, and God laughs.”
Sometimes things go very wrong, very quickly, and instead of hitting a homer, you just wanna go home.
Redditors shared the ultimate boner killers that took them from stiff schlong to wet noodle faster than you can say, “Is that your ex-boyfriend’s name tattooed on your ass?”
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