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Dude at my gym who is overweight has been working it off, slowly but surely, for a few months. This new guy comes in one day and starts trying to flirt with the receptionist (who is the overweight guys wife). He decides to loudly ask why that dude is so fat if he is at the gym. The receptionist looks at him for a long moment and then says “Because every time we screw I let him lick chocolate sauce off me.” I nearly died laughing that day. –Nitrostoat
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My HS principal once insulted my mother’s english (she’s not from America). She just politely apologized for the mixup and said “I’m sorry sometimes I get English mixed up with the other six languages. How many do you speak?” –Shadowex3
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