Meet Instagram’s self-proclaimed ‘Dream Girl,’ Mandy Blanco. Blanco has accumulated nearly 840K followers by uploading photos of her unrealistically proportionate body alongside bold captions such as “Once you taste my energy, you’ll always be thirsty,” and “All this drip on me, I need a mop.”
Oof.
It’s honestly unclear if Mandy doesn’t realize how apparent her rampant use of both photoshop and silicon are, but she certainly seems comfortable boasting about her ‘Dream Girl’ figure. Check out a few of her photos below.