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Ever find yourself waking up the morning after Valentine’s Day with a bit of anxiety? Did you celebrate it right? Was Boston Market the soundest and most romantic choice for dinner? Was putting on highlights of Tony Little on his Gazelle Glider too much? Did she not appreciate that heart-shaped box full of chocolates that were shaped like your anus? WHAT DID HANDGELINA WANT?
It’s a convoluted holiday and I don’t like it. What I do like is a holiday with complete transparency. A holiday with a clear-cut gameplan on how to celebrate accordingly. A holiday like ‘Steak and a BJ Day.’
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