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I had a crush on this girl named Jaime in college. We met at a party and really hit it off. She then invited me to her place for a party that she was hosting. I was nervous and didn’t know her group of friends. So I began drinking quickly and heavily.
The night must have gotten away from me, and she asked if I was going to stay in her room. Hell yeah. We start doing the deed, and then BLACKOUT. When I woke up I was mid-piss, urinating all over Jaime’s clean clothes – which I assumed was a toilet.
She was furious in the morning and we haven’t spoken since. One night stands, man.
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