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When you’re nursing a brutal hangover and your entire body hurts, you don’t want to get your bacon fix by stand over a frying pan, prodding the sizzling pig slices with a spatula. Hungover or not, I don’t cook anything unless I can throw it in a microwave – and microwaving bacon is downright sinful.
Enter the Bacon Express, the answer to all of your hungover bacon-eating needs.
Simply open the toaster and drape the meat over the middle portion, adjust the settings for crispiness, then pop an Aspirin and lie down somewhere dark until the timer goes off.
Pretty soon, you’ll be stuffing your face with crispy, savory, bacon-y deliciousness.
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