Once a year, I have the distinguished honor of killing my employees. To say that I look forward to theCHIVE’s annual Halloween shoot is an understatement. I live for it, no pun intended. This year was my all-time favorite, you’ll see why shortly.
theCHIVE Community loves their Halloween. Every year we release brand new designs to celebrate the holiday. These exclusive designs are not only perfect leading up to Halloween, but we’ve discovered they also double as fantastic lazy Halloween costumes.
This year’s costumes are easily our best ever. Ever wondered what Bill Murray would look like as Beetlejuice??? A Freddy Krueger Keep Calm??? And yes, our famous onesies are back and this year’s design will give you a boner. Hint: There’s also a Halloween easter egg in the bookcase.
We always promise if we’re going to sell you something there will be cleavage. And yes, there will be blood. This gallery houses cleavage that should have never come to our world.
It all started with an innocent game of Dungeons and Dragons…