Have you ever wanted to travel into the future? Now you can. At least, your penis can.
The Autoblow AI + combines machine learning with hyper-realistic-feeling materials to make it feel like you’re getting a blowjob in the year 3,000. The geniuses over at Autoblow have scienced the shit outta this product. Here are some of the specs:
– first-ever adjustable penis gripper
– way quieter now compared with before
– slower speeds
– addition of wifi connection for online features
– downloadable blowjob library
– voice control
– remote control to share with a partner
In addition to their genius, they’re also very generous, and supplied a handful of Autoblow AI+ machines for Chive employees to try out and review. Here’s what they had to say.