“My wife convinced me to go try out a hot yoga class with her. During one of the many impossible positions I let out one of those farts that seemingly gets louder the longer it lasts, and this fucker lasted about 8 seconds. I tried to ignore it until my wife turns to me with a disgusted face and yelled “John!” The heat didn’t help with the smell either.”
_____
“7th grade, math class, middle of a test. Ripped the loudest, juiciest fart known to man. Everyone stared in shock, their nostrils being assaulted by my odiferous ass blast. I looked around and uttered “He did it” whilst pointing at the boy next to me. I will never forget the look of pure hatred he shot at me, even to this very day.”
LuckOfTheTexan
_____
“My wife was sitting on the couch and my five year old daughter came running up and asked if she could sit on her lap. She hopped up wrapped her arms around my wife’s head, grabbed the back of the couch with both arms and let a meaty McDonalds fart go. Try as she might, my wife couldn’t get away as my daughter held onto the back of the couch yelling “smell it! Smell it!””
Beaverbrown55
Google
Facebook
