If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you cover a microphone in Liquid Ass, does it not stink?
Well. That’s what we did. We headed to to see Austin’s hometown bull riding team kick ass and I put an ass microphone in the faces of unsuspecting fans. I feel a little bad about it but it had to be done.
Sorry to the innocent Austin Gamblers fans who had to smell it.
(Thanks to our shirt and design master, Chris Bomely for this idea.)