10 Reasons It Would Rule to Date a Unicorn

LOL?

these have never been any good. ever.

That’s Animal Cruelty..

WTF?

#11 – Built-in dildo

#12, they taste like happyness.

MAYBE if you’re very very gay ….

sorry, but that is the worst post ever on the Chive

I’ve never seen these! Some are truly LOL funny! The tetherball one & parachutes…funny sick…lol I’d love ANYTHING that’d turn skeeters in to skittles! And farting glitter! LOL I’ll have to tell my kid that one. She’s young enough, she’ll believe me! I’ll leave a few piles of glitter in the living room and she’ll just have a fit that she missed him! LOL

It’s not the worst EVER. Sheesh. What’re the unicorns going to do? Stage a protest? Stop making rainbows? LOL

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They fart glitter!?!? I didn’t know that!! I DID know that they ejaculate gummy bears! I don’t think that made the list though..

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Pegasusessess make better parachutes

They taste like chicken…

dude the oatmeal (matthew inman) is hilarious