“I heard scratching and thought someone was in my trunk!!” (7 photos)

first!

third!

No, none of you were my first. Sorry, I’m a slut

Who REALLY cares who’s first, second, or last?!?…..Plain juvenile and idiotic……..

where is the Chive going ?,,,, seems to me most posters are teens with nothing to comment on apart from if they are first,,,,,,,,,,,,,very sad

second!

Must…have…Audi quat
That poor possum!

Damn I was wondering what happened to my pet queef , maybe she lookin for some strange. Bad thing is dey dont get much stranger than me ..HEE-HEE

A opossum in the trunk, is that the same as a banana in the tail pipe?