Note to self: Get Famous (10 Photos)

geek win Note to self: Get Famous (10 Photos)

I know this is a bit outdated but it’s new to me and the lesson here is timeless. It’s a lesson of hope. Porn star Jenna Haze had a 5 second cameo in the film, ‘Superbad’. So she gets invited to the premiere afterparty and basically makes out with the entire cast of geeks. I mean, the look on Seth Rogan’s face is priceless, man. It’s as if he’s saying, ‘This chick is on my computer every night and now she’s right f@#king here!’ These ubergeeks have never been so happy. There is a lesson to be learned here, kids. Site: Title.

  • dahune

    I actually met Jenna Haze. It was at a strip club, but I think she really liked me!

    • StudleyPendejos

      ^^ LOL!

    • Jesus Christ

      I think she just liked your money.

  • Lando

    these guys / envy

  • upper low

    i seriously love jenna haze

  • billthewelder

    She looks better in the bikini but she’s maybe a 5 at best.

    • bigbobber

      If that’s a 5, then according to your scale, what’s an average looking girl…a 2?

      • Warped


        You are always harsh on the hot chicks, maybe you are doing all of us here a favor though…. dude you can have all the chicks with hairy pitts that you want, trust me we wont stop you.

        • mook

          Sorry bill is right, her face isnt the goods. Its porn. And to whoever is the chive person posting this… wtf superbad? Its seth rogen, where the hell have you been hiding under a rock for 4 years? They have made 10 movies since that one.

          • billthewelder

            Seriously she isn’t hot, she has a pinched face and it looks like someone pulled her nose to a point. If you like her that’s fine but to me she is below average in looks and with the quality of the porn stars over the last 15 years she fits right in.

    • Gogu

      You are absolutely right. I, for one, think she is retarded and lame. Just another ugly bitch sucking cock to make some money.

  • boobs

    god i love porn stars

  • Regina

    HAHAHA…note to self: Do not attempt this

  • listerin

    those guys do look truly happy

  • Adam

    The best part is actually the fact that mclovin is the coolest and least reactionary

  • notice

    Her face is the exact same in almost every picture, head tilt, smile, eyes, angle

  • top dog

    Mclovin getting some lovin. I wonder what happened after the after party. Hmmmmmmm!

  • top dog

    This is cool Chive, the avatar I mean.

    • mook

      Stfu conan the librarian.

  • Frearthandox

    I too like the famous people funny faces avatars instead of oddly shaped creatures of unknown origins

    • ladyguitarstar

      i agree, the new avatars are pretty nifty. also, this chick isnt hot.

  • Frearthandox

    except I just got Jerry Seinfeld. nvm.

  • Nobody

    #7: boobpunch. The only way to greet a porn star.

  • vitorla

    Cool, but my best friend got a picture with her in Vegas too….he’s not famous. I assure you.

  • Joe Clyde

    I love her natural fit body.

    But kissing her….No.

  • ChrisDG74

    I luvz me some Jenna Haze.

  • wastefull

    yea shes literally had 100s of dicks nut in her mouth in the last year alone

    • xclusive02

      100’s of dicks nut in her mouth. Wow. Such a disturbing fact.

  • Superfresh

    Jenna Haze is no big deal and Jonah Hill is a no-talent, fat piece of shit.

  • xclusive02

    So be famous and meet a porn star?

  • HellHathNoFury

    i’m off to get tested just after looking at these. if she didn’t have the looks, she’d just be a welfare office crack whore.

  • confused

    I’m actually going to go against most of you’s and say NO… She is not that hot there are sooooooo many people that look a lot hotter than her

    • wastefull

      yea she may not be that hot but she willing to get double penetrated on camera and bang hundreds of people she doesnt know. so when you look at like that shes quite unique. not too mant hot girls are down for that

      • confused

        yes but are you willing to get any number of diseases of her or have another guy in bed with you doin it with the same woman you are doin it with

  • shane

    same smile syndrome

    • StudleyPendejos

      So let me ask you something….. when you smile does it look different every time? You know when you get together with family and everyone is taking pictures and you’re getting tired of it….. you just smile and get it over with…. she’s probably doing the same thing.

  • notice

    since nobody else said it I will
    I’d do her

  • Phil

    It would be fun to see her perform live

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