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How hot do you have to be for someone to buy you an island castle? (8 Photos)

island paradise How hot do you have to be for someone to buy you an island castle? (8 Photos)

In the middle of Lake Como, Italy, there’s an enchanting old island with a f*cking castle on it called Loreto Island. Recently, a rather notable celebrity shelled out millions to buy the isle for his new girlfriend…


[Source] [Source] Originals we think via the great Flynet Online.

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Comments:

  1. HellHathNoFury says:

    Damn! I knew I should have said yes when he asked me out.
    all bullshittery aside, that is probably the coolest gift ever.

  2. ChrisDG74 says:

    How did I know the answer before I started scrolling? Oh yeah – I’m psychic.

  3. parsec second says:

    she is hot. island hot? maybe…

  4. Places says:

    wow, huge boobs on that island

  5. Mattythegooch says:

    I could have a got her a fish sammich.

  6. Leo says:

    I want to go to there.

  7. fourtwenty says:

    i would just give her a pearl necklace.

  8. Joey says:

    She can never say no to anything now cause you can always play the, ‘remember when i bought you a castle island’ card…well played sir

  9. jjflash78 says:

    Tiger should take note.
    If you’re a young (good looking) multi-millionaire, you don’t get married.
    Instead you keep a different girl on each continent and if necessary find an island to stash them on.

  10. Weezy says:

    haha jjflash awesome

  11. eugene hash house paradigm says:

    I would have given her an engagement ring. A black one. Engaged around her eye.

  12. Joel in San Clemente says:

    NO chick is that hot.

  13. Ghur says:

    Mwhahahah !!!! jjflash got it right!

    seem he’s the RPG’s man around here, it’z rightt?

  14. dumdum says:

    She has man-hands.

    • HellHathNoFury says:

      Man hands? Oh dear god, say it isn’t so. That’s just sick. That makes her totally repulsive. I think I’m going to vomit. There’s no way any man would ever be attracted to her…sick, hideous man-hands. That’s a deal breaker for sure. just kill her and put her out of her lonely, ugly-handed misery.

  15. slutifer says:

    its actually lake iseo

  16. lfs says:

    I let George buy her the island so she can hang there with me

  17. vitorla says:

    Lake Como is probably the most beautiful place in the world. And no Wisconsin, I am not referring to your white-trash Lake Como. Just kidding, Wisconsin, I love you.

  18. Rob says:

    Sad thing is George probably has socks older than her…

  19. simone says:

    it’s not como lake BUT ISEO LAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. pookie says:

    george clooney must have the fucking life. Someday they’re gonna make a movie about his off-screen exploits and it will be great

  21. Marine Dad says:

    Damn what's he going to buy her next year? You know you have to top last years gift. I will think about that island while I shop at walmart.

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