The world’s largest snail. Why God?! Why?!!?! (17 photos)

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  • HellHathNoFury

    I think snailios are cute.

    • LOL

      So…is it wrong…really really wrong…that these cute little things…are making me salivate? :) I’m serious…little bit of butter…salt…lemon perhaps? :)

      • HellHathNoFury

        A little bit of freshly-grated ginger and boiled rosemary makes them taste just heavenly.

    • ladyguitarstar

      I know me too fury! They are cute! And hello! How ya been?

  • Anonymous

    Why??? Because needed to make something almost as slimy as Paris Hilton!

    • Mr Quackers

      HA!

  • MichaelGS

    they arent the worst “bug” around but ill take 1 ton of salt just to be on the safe side

    • Battleangel

      It’s more fun to put a tray of beer in the garden and let them drink themselves to death. Snails LOVE beer!

  • Mustafa_Beer

    Because God needed to make something almost as slimy as Paris Hilton…

  • HellHathNoFury

    13: Hark! Mine ears hear the cries of innocent citizens! *crawls off to save townsfolk, apocalypse occurs en lieu of his arrival*

    • Mustafa_Beer

      The twisted and sorted mind of HHNF… so many layers.

  • petwookiee

    “Meeeeooow”

  • top dog

    Better keep em away from the French.

  • Mustafa_Beer

    #4 cures foot fetish in most men…

  • Jay

    That is one shell of a snail. It’s so charming it will stick in your mind forever. Slime for me to snail away.

    kill me. please.

  • HellHathNoFury

    Even better: if you look at 15 long enough, it looks like a big, dirty vag. And then you see the snail.

    • Cara

      What Vag. are YOU banging!?!?Dirty OR clean!.. LOL

      • HellHathNoFury

        Not dropping names, but she definitely doesn’t look like that!

  • mucus much

    KILL IT KILL IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KKKIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL IIITTTTTTT

    • HellHathNoFury

      I hope someone kills you because they think you’re gross.
      *wow, that didn’t sound 5th grade at all*

      • Anonymous

        you know she’s right we must respec.. OMG THOSE THINGS ARE HUGE AAAAAHHHHH! KILL IT WITH FIRE!! BURN IT ALL! I WANT NO LESS THAN SCORCHED EARTH AND BEDROCK!

  • Bob

    #7 is turning me on…..

  • mook

    I’d fuck that

  • http://billthewelder.wordpress.com billthewelder

    Illegal in the US, these things lay on average 1,000 eggs three times a year and are considered a threat to agriculture but they are cool looking. Guess that they’re legal in the UK but it seems to be a dying fad pet there with most not able to give away the eggs or even the snails.

  • Dingo

    I kinda want one…..in a sick creepy i like to kill people kinda way

  • alextc

    i really want one

  • indiecitychris

    Escargot, my cargo…

    • HellHathNoFury

      160 swiftly, wreck it; buy a new one
      your crew run run run

      • indiecitychris

        Marry me.

        • HellHathNoFury

          I’m already married to several Chivers, but polyandry isn’t an issue with you, is it?

          • indiecitychris

            Nope I’m vitorla so i think we’re already married anyway.

  • ichirei

    awww! theyre so cute~

  • Kim

    Snails are so cute. I’d totally keep a tank of a buncha those little half-inch ones as pets, or even one of these huge ones. That’d be awesome.

  • Cara

    Imagine being barefoot and slipping on one of these like a cartoon banana peel.. BECAUSE I DID, and It may have been the single most nauseating moment of my life. I was studying in Kenya Africa, and they have slugs ( I think) as big as these, but they don’t have a shell.. And maybe it’s self created horror but they seem slimier. I slipped and fell flat on my back after stepping on one… scarred for life.. But actually seeing photos- they are kind of cute!

  • Equalizer

    Are they considering it now as a house pet?

  • ayu

    Nature is always beautiful… But holding a snail liked that.? Yeeewwwwwwww…. So digusting!!

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