you know she’s right we must respec.. OMG THOSE THINGS ARE HUGE AAAAAHHHHH! KILL IT WITH FIRE!! BURN IT ALL! I WANT NO LESS THAN SCORCHED EARTH AND BEDROCK!
Illegal in the US, these things lay on average 1,000 eggs three times a year and are considered a threat to agriculture but they are cool looking. Guess that they’re legal in the UK but it seems to be a dying fad pet there with most not able to give away the eggs or even the snails.
Imagine being barefoot and slipping on one of these like a cartoon banana peel.. BECAUSE I DID, and It may have been the single most nauseating moment of my life. I was studying in Kenya Africa, and they have slugs ( I think) as big as these, but they don’t have a shell.. And maybe it’s self created horror but they seem slimier. I slipped and fell flat on my back after stepping on one… scarred for life.. But actually seeing photos- they are kind of cute!
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I think snailios are cute.
So…is it wrong…really really wrong…that these cute little things…are making me salivate?
I’m serious…little bit of butter…salt…lemon perhaps? 
A little bit of freshly-grated ginger and boiled rosemary makes them taste just heavenly.
I know me too fury! They are cute! And hello! How ya been?
Why??? Because needed to make something almost as slimy as Paris Hilton!
HA!
they arent the worst “bug” around but ill take 1 ton of salt just to be on the safe side
It’s more fun to put a tray of beer in the garden and let them drink themselves to death. Snails LOVE beer!
Because God needed to make something almost as slimy as Paris Hilton…
13: Hark! Mine ears hear the cries of innocent citizens! *crawls off to save townsfolk, apocalypse occurs en lieu of his arrival*
The twisted and sorted mind of HHNF… so many layers.
“Meeeeooow”
Better keep em away from the French.
#4 cures foot fetish in most men…
That is one shell of a snail. It’s so charming it will stick in your mind forever. Slime for me to snail away.
kill me. please.
Even better: if you look at 15 long enough, it looks like a big, dirty vag. And then you see the snail.
What Vag. are YOU banging!?!?Dirty OR clean!.. LOL
Not dropping names, but she definitely doesn’t look like that!
KILL IT KILL IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KKKIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL IIITTTTTTT
I hope someone kills you because they think you’re gross.
*wow, that didn’t sound 5th grade at all*
you know she’s right we must respec.. OMG THOSE THINGS ARE HUGE AAAAAHHHHH! KILL IT WITH FIRE!! BURN IT ALL! I WANT NO LESS THAN SCORCHED EARTH AND BEDROCK!
#7 is turning me on…..
I’d fuck that
Illegal in the US, these things lay on average 1,000 eggs three times a year and are considered a threat to agriculture but they are cool looking. Guess that they’re legal in the UK but it seems to be a dying fad pet there with most not able to give away the eggs or even the snails.
I kinda want one…..in a sick creepy i like to kill people kinda way
i really want one
Escargot, my cargo…
160 swiftly, wreck it; buy a new one
your crew run run run
Marry me.
I’m already married to several Chivers, but polyandry isn’t an issue with you, is it?
Nope I’m vitorla so i think we’re already married anyway.
awww! theyre so cute~
Snails are so cute. I’d totally keep a tank of a buncha those little half-inch ones as pets, or even one of these huge ones. That’d be awesome.
Imagine being barefoot and slipping on one of these like a cartoon banana peel.. BECAUSE I DID, and It may have been the single most nauseating moment of my life. I was studying in Kenya Africa, and they have slugs ( I think) as big as these, but they don’t have a shell.. And maybe it’s self created horror but they seem slimier. I slipped and fell flat on my back after stepping on one… scarred for life.. But actually seeing photos- they are kind of cute!
Are they considering it now as a house pet?
Nature is always beautiful… But holding a snail liked that.? Yeeewwwwwwww…. So digusting!!