These two hotties have something awesome in common (12 Photos)

hot mail orders These two hotties have something awesome in common (12 Photos)

The blond is Shakira and the brunette is Princes Royal (only one ‘S’), and they are freaking mail order brides! Now before you burn your fingers off hitting ‘add to cart’ I should warn you that Princes speaks limited English and may need a translator. She’s also an Aries and they do tend to be headstrong and territorial.
Far as I can tell Shakira is perfect in ever way. She’s about to graduate from University and her English has a mild Ukrainian accent which is probably sexy as hell. She does admit to being a bit overaggressive in the bedroom – I’m sure that sucks. You can read more about them here just in case browsing turns to buying.

  • Equalizer

    It doesn’t matter, they’re still hot!!!

  • Dom

    Pheww, I thought they were gonna be dudes.

    • Big Bob

      I thought the same thing Dom. I was expecting the last pic to show a bulge! (then I noticed on the top of my browser – “two hot mail order brides theCHIVE”)

      • LMMFAO

        yea, i noticed that too. Spoiler alerts plz chive!!

  • Anonmouse

    How awful do conditions have to be in the former USSR for women like this to want to escape? Why am I even asking this? I have a spare bedroom that can sleep in. I’m sure my wife won’t mind.

  • HellHathNoFury

    The brunette is much hotter than the blonde in my inconsequential opinion.

    • garp

      …like by at least x10

      • ChrisDG74

        Infinitely hotter.

        • mssugarkane

          The blonde looks like she’d fit in well at a trailer park . . . . just sayin

          • CunningLinguist

            theyre also dudes. hahahahaha

          • edc

            yeah, like you’d have a chance anyhow.

  • postgay

    i am officially no longer gay

  • Andrew

    Why Why Why?

  • ROK

    the blonde may still be a dude be careful.

  • The Dude

    Right you are!!! HHNF

  • Me

    Are they available for rental?

  • Tom

    Dibs on the second one.

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  • joelinsanclemente

    You marry them and in two years they divorce you and take 1/2 your stuff. Good luck with that. In the mean time, you know the two years after you get her her green card, she always has a “headache.” Always.

  • joelinsanclemente

    Then again if you can convince them that there is at least one mandatory consummation event, the brunette might still be worth it.

  • HellHathNoFury

    So, Joel, I’m taking it you didn’t keep the receipt?

  • Jonathan Carter

    No they’re not! You could at least have read what they said on the site:

    “Please understand, we are NOT a Russian Mail Order Bride website. If you want to find Russian Brides or Ukrainian Brides online and have her sent to your door, this is not the service for you. ”

    I got my hopes all up on ordering a good looking wife and then when I tried I learned it was just a chat site.

  • jordan

    you probably have to be rich as hell for them to actually be shipped to your house in a cardboard box.

  • me

    brunette fire hott..looks kind of like kate beckindale but better!!!

  • LOL

    John…you just like poking Andrew don’t you? 😛 Brunette has cute dimples…both are too skinny though.

  • Grey

    Behind every hot woman is at least one guy who is sick of her shit.

    ..just sayin’

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  • qwerty

    brunette is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Bud Ugly

    Eh, the blonde is okay.

    The brunette is amazing.

  • jonnyx730

    Can anyone actually say that mail order brides are for real??? I mean why wouldn’t all guys have some hot european chick for probley cheaper than it would cost to woo a chick in North america. Just curious!!!

  • wtfe

    what rok said…and she has weird teeth and a big hook nose

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