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The blond is Shakira and the brunette is Princes Royal (only one ‘S’), and they are freaking mail order brides! Now before you burn your fingers off hitting ‘add to cart’ I should warn you that Princes speaks limited English and may need a translator. She’s also an Aries and they do tend to be headstrong and territorial.
Far as I can tell Shakira is perfect in ever way. She’s about to graduate from University and her English has a mild Ukrainian accent which is probably sexy as hell. She does admit to being a bit overaggressive in the bedroom – I’m sure that sucks. You can read more about them here just in case browsing turns to buying.
It doesn’t matter, they’re still hot!!!
Pheww, I thought they were gonna be dudes.
I thought the same thing Dom. I was expecting the last pic to show a bulge! (then I noticed on the top of my browser – “two hot mail order brides theCHIVE”)
yea, i noticed that too. Spoiler alerts plz chive!!
How awful do conditions have to be in the former USSR for women like this to want to escape? Why am I even asking this? I have a spare bedroom that can sleep in. I’m sure my wife won’t mind.
The brunette is much hotter than the blonde in my inconsequential opinion.
…like by at least x10
Infinitely hotter.
The blonde looks like she’d fit in well at a trailer park . . . . just sayin
theyre also dudes. hahahahaha
yeah, like you’d have a chance anyhow.
i am officially no longer gay
Why Why Why?
the blonde may still be a dude be careful.
Right you are!!! HHNF
Are they available for rental?
Dibs on the second one.
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You marry them and in two years they divorce you and take 1/2 your stuff. Good luck with that. In the mean time, you know the two years after you get her her green card, she always has a “headache.” Always.
Then again if you can convince them that there is at least one mandatory consummation event, the brunette might still be worth it.
So, Joel, I’m taking it you didn’t keep the receipt?
No they’re not! You could at least have read what they said on the site:
“Please understand, we are NOT a Russian Mail Order Bride website. If you want to find Russian Brides or Ukrainian Brides online and have her sent to your door, this is not the service for you. ”
I got my hopes all up on ordering a good looking wife and then when I tried I learned it was just a chat site.
you probably have to be rich as hell for them to actually be shipped to your house in a cardboard box.
brunette fire hott..looks kind of like kate beckindale but better!!!
John…you just like poking Andrew don’t you?
Brunette has cute dimples…both are too skinny though.
Behind every hot woman is at least one guy who is sick of her shit.
..just sayin’
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brunette is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eh, the blonde is okay.
The brunette is amazing.
Can anyone actually say that mail order brides are for real??? I mean why wouldn’t all guys have some hot european chick for probley cheaper than it would cost to woo a chick in North america. Just curious!!!
what rok said…and she has weird teeth and a big hook nose
Last!!!