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Veritas RS III will eat you alive (18 Photos)

May 3, 2010 | In: Auto, Awesome, Beautiful, Design

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This beauty of a super car has a V10 engine and a top speed of 216 mph . And with over 507 hp this gem will set you back about oh say $485,000.

billy bob

first again … booo yaaaa!!!!
OneClownShoe

To the guy who owns this car, I say “sorry about your penis”

DurkaDurka

Dude what the hell is wrong with people?? Just cuz someone has a titties car doesnt mean they have size issues! I have a huge penis and i would kill for a supercar…..you know why??? CUZ THEY ARE HELLA TIGHT!

Mustafa_Beer

I’ll bet Jay Leno has one already.
HardCore Mike

like it… sort of. From the front, it looks like a cross eyed, retarded demon!! LMAO
Equalizer

The car has a bad ass smiley face….
top dog

Actually, thats pretty cheep for German Technology, of course I couldn’t afford the goddam thing, but still……

Nateb123

No, that’s retardedly expensive. This is the German version of getting a 500K Devon GTX instead of a 100K Viper ACR. I’d rather get a Weissman and a few Ferraris for that price

P-90

Saw it on Top Gear, if it handled terribly.

P-90

‘If I remember correctly it handled terribly’ Sorry my effing keyboard is playing up.

Nateb123

Yeah but remember Clarkson seems to think the nearest thing to an F1 car for the road, the Caparo T1, unsteers. It doesn’t. He’s just a slow old man who can’t drive a car.

Mattythegooch

How am I supposed to get “road head” while driving a 1 seater??

Nateb123

Dude, why do think this car costs so much? Driving the thing is supposed to be a substitute for road head.

ROFLCentral.com

@Mattythegooch – do it yourself. Oh wait, you’re not big enough? Oh, sorry. I suppose that should’ve been obvious based on the fact THAT YOU’RE DRIVING THIS CAR IN THE FIRST PLACE

HellHathOhWhatever

*facepalm*
Even I could have come up with better than that.
Some good alternatives:
One seater = she drives stick while you work the shifter
You don’t get road head in a two-seater, so what’s the problem?

HellHathOhWhatever

Front end totally looks like the Green Goblin.
Randomguy

No windshield?

Matt

yeah its got a windshield. A very small one though. Probably only effective if your going really fast, otherwise its a facefull of wind.

Dreamy

This car is as awesome as one-seaters get.
Sterling Moss

Wanna be Mercedes-Benz McLaren SLR Sterling Moss…
TomorrowByStorm

Road Shark?
Anonymous

the steering is awful I’m told,
Matt

Looks like a Benz Sterling Moss. One of the ugliest looking cars ever.
zafedz

Picture no:4..is it at Sepang International Circuit??
Anonymous

how freakin ugly!
Dave

Everyone keeps saying its a 1 seater, look at the very first picture people!! It has 2 seats that you can make into a one seater. I would assume this is for areo dynamics while raceing. Either way with both seats, still no road head.
Beyonce

A million thanks for psotnig this information.

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