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  1. Mustafa_Beer says:

    Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

    • Jake says:

      “I just hope we don’t end up on that therrible planet of the apes. Wait . . . statue of Liberty . . . that was our planet!”

  2. Equalizer says:

    #5 – I’m just going to check my Facebook account…

  3. Mattythegooch says:

    Holy fuck, is that monkey waving at us? Oh shit, it understood us! Maybe it’s some kind of supermonkey. What if there’s more supermonkeys up at that lab? What if they’re creating an army of them? Holy shit. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files… Roswell style! This little monkey could be the fuckin’ damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won’t spank the monkey — the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks’ll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. Oh, and only those as super-smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry “You maniacs! Damn yous! Goddamn yous all to hell!”

  4. top dog says:

    #3, that is so wrong on so many levels.

  5. morly says:

    #4 Once a ninja, always a ninja.

  6. dfgdswq says:

    kogogo.com a leading worldwide wholesaler company (or u can say organization).

    • Anonymous says:

      wait so you’re asking if we’ll start a DDoS attack on Kogogo.com? that’s a rather odd request but how can i say no to such an integral part of our website?

      have fun!

  7. Insert Name Here says:

    #3, id smash

  8. ken says:

    The banana is mightier than the sword…errr…tranquilizer gun.

  9. Anonymous says:

    what

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