The secret to being a hot cougar: Photoshop (29 Photos)

The fine folks over at Pop Crunch have put together a list of the 50 hottest cougars. For tons more photos click here.

  • Incorrect username

    An older woman seems kind of intriguing, I wonder if when a woman is 40 she's finally capable of talking about more than just gossip and stupid crap.

    • garp

      …bingo, Im finding my 45 yr old wife way sexier then when she was 25, by light years

      • Greg

        Ditto…she actually has a brain now….

    • Johnniringo

      No. Unfortunately. I know several women over 50 and even 60, who's main hobbies are still gossip and shopping. Sad.

  • dvzxcvxzcv

    Who's the picture number 1?

    • Ben

      Shania Twain….

    • Kev

      Shania Twain..Canadian Country singing Goddess!

  • C

    Cheryl Crow, not sexy, can't sing. She's a double threat.

    • Anonymous

      At least she can spell Sheryl Crow correctly.

    • Johnniringo

      Are you blind AND deaf? Or 12?

  • aleXTC

    preposterous there is no way that Monica Bellucci got number 3.

    • YupYupYup

      NO #1!!

    • lonin

      Looks like she actually got 4th…unbelievable. #3

  • dooby

    ^ fail

    • douglas

      I think he meant she should have got #1

  • SaintxXxAsh

    Where can I hire my own personal retoucher? I’d like to go for the slutty freshman look.

    • aosux

      Me too!

    • HellHathNoFury

      Heresy! You’re so pretty already!

      • nelson

        yep, i second that!!

      • Anonymous

        Aww you’re too kind. That 100×100 pixel picture seems to be my ‘good side’

  • fourtwenty

    Lovin them cougars. Dave Chappelle——>

  • McBeastie

    The Wrestler and Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead are proof that Marisa Tomei is smokin’ hot without the need of photoshop.

  • keithp420

    basically that’s what Cindy Crawford would look like after I got done with her, in a record time of 3 minutes…

    • top dog

      Noooo my padiwon lerner, thats not how you do it. Come grasshopper, I will teach you.

      • Anonymous


    • Boooger

      Covered in soap, desperately trying to wash away the shame.

  • duncansviewofpm

    Lauren Graham is my number 1.

    Only for me, these aren’t cougars … these are young chicks.

  • HellHathNoFury

    Nice pointy butt, Mary.
    Jennifer and Kristen are prettier without photoshop than many women half their age.

    • Hell Hath No Photoshop

      I’d say you’re somewhere in between the two, probably prettier than Jennifer Aniston (I dunno she has no lips, IMHO)

      • RubberDogTurds

        here you go, sir… i found your balls back there

        • fourtwenty

          did you find them on your chin? ooohhhhh. sorry but you really set yourself up for that one. eddie murphy——>

        • HellHathNoFury

          Wow, next time we’ll make sure you get all the compliments. Notice you didn’t make any ‘lost balls’ comments when they were telling you how pretty/awesome you are.

  • top dog

    What make these perticular ladies cougars? I think some of them are married and their husbands are as old as they are, if not older. None of them are old to me, but then again I’am not that young either. Cougars, I don’t think so. I thought a cougar was a woman that like younger men, much younger men, whats wrong with that? As long as their partners are grown and it’s not against the law, we don’t have a problem. These are just some sexy ass women and I will bone them all….at the same time if I could. Photoshop or no, they aged like fine wine.

    • Top Dog's Teechir

      Kinda hard to act all intelligent and stuff when you start off with "perticular".

  • HittinTheLynx

    OK…does #12 Kate Walsh resemble Celine Dion or am I smoking something? NOT sexy.

  • Joe Clyde

    Some smoking ladies on there.

  • Jerry Collins

    Diane Lane… god dammit yes. She should be #1.

    • blackwatchrasta

      No kidding. She's been smokin' since the 80s.

    • Chumley

      That's Shania Twain. But Diane Lane IS smoking hot also.

  • Equalizer

    Demi Moore?…

  • carolinahaze

    This list is missing Stacey Dash. She is ageless

  • Anonymous

    naomi watts should be much higher

  • ozzie

    Diane lane #1,marisa tomei 2

  • thatdude

    no Salma Hayek ?? maybe because she doesn’t need photoshop

    • Da Cuntstabber

      maybe because she fucking sucks



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  • spott

    If these are photoshopped, someone forgot to give Mary Louise Parker a butt.

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  • Anonymous

    Olvia Newton John gets a pass on the photoshopping. She almost died from breast cancer back in the day when it was a guaranteed death sentence…

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