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May 28, 2010 |
In: Girls, Hot Women
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Well, I hate to inform Nameless and MichaelGS that TheChive obviously doesn’t think I’m sexy enough since I don’t parade around half naked, so I guess you guys will never get to see one of me. Sorry. I know how broken hearted you guys are.
Sexy but not slutty is fine with me, keep trying and maybe one of your pics will show up.
No thanks. If the pictures I’ve sent in aren’t good enough, none of my others will. They said that I should smile, well other people on here aren’t smiling, so there for it wasn’t because I wasn’t smiling.
Here’s what you do:
send them to me.
That is all.
For you? Gladly! hehe. I would direct you to my YouTube vids, but I don’t want to make it seem like I’m whoring myself out. But if you type in “fake Irish accent”, you might stumble upon me. :-9
Hey HUTR, is that you scoffing down Guiness and potatoes? If so: top marks on the jig, it was absolutely gorgeous.
I reckon a body can be hot, but only a personality can be sexy. I’m with HHNF: there’s a lot to enjoy in pictures of beautiful, sexy, real women, even if certain web sites aren’t interested.
I just subscribed to you. Now you must suffer through my badly filmed bunny videos!
Been floating around the site for a while HHNF. Always liked your witty ripostes on the site. You may bat for the other team but I’d be interested to try and make you go for a transfer. BTW, no 5 FTW
Yay, I love bunny vids! ^_^ And @unfairrobot (sorry, wouldn’t let me reply to your comment directly for some reason), yup, that’s me! I’ve had many people comment on my jig for some strange reason. I can’t figure out why though . . . :-9
I’m sad that they didn’t post any of your pics, Heart. But your jig was awesome. My oh my, you make me wish it were St. Patrick’s Day!
Oh, and uh… Me too! Me too! And on a serious note– wtf Chive? This lady is a hottie!
Well, thank you. I know I’m not the hottest, I definitely don’t have the best body, and I don’t prance around with my ass or boobs hanging out, but I don’t think I’m the worst looking either, definitely not any worse than some of the people I’ve seen posted on here. I just think that theChive is a cool site so I thought it would be cool to get posted. But it’s okay. I definitely know I’m not of everyone’s taste.
please ban all asian chicks in here, all of them probably wearing 10 lbs of make up. if they are going to be on chive, please dont put them on sexy chivers. BAN ALL MIDGETS!! anyway # 5, 7, 9, 20, 25 are hottest
#9……….OMFG…all women should be manufactured to look like that……FAWK!!!
Jesus H. Ariel. I’d like to sniff the shit right out of her ass. That one bitch in the pink sweater needs to eat a hot bowl of honey cum. Too fuckin’ skinny to even get my pecker hard.
#9 made me cry… there truly IS a God…
#25 (Ariel) – I would drag my balls across a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a telephone
#13… something about a blonde and green clothes.
maybe its the Irish in me…
#9 just filled the ‘bank’ for a while…
probably the best sexy chivers post ever.
#10 somehow looks like amanda bynes
I’m in love with #3, #4, and #25.
I want you #9! And #6, #22 and #25. Actually I want you all. But mostly #9.
i think im in love with number 4 and number 9 has the best body ive ever seen
#9 FAP FAP #9 oh #9 FAP FAP FAP OMG FAP
#9: Holy shit…
I bet 21 has a big hairy beaver.
Do us all a big favor and crawl back under your rock… OK. thanks
That’s funny. You had no problem with the anti-asian racist above, but you felt compelled to reply to me.
#9…jizz in my pants
#9s body looks like plastic. it really looks like a mannequin’s body.
# 20 is HOT AS FUCK!!!
You lot of horny teenagers just lost the interblogs.
#9, the “pink genius” managed to fool the whole gang with her pathethic PS job.
The sweater arm suddenly turning wide and fuzzy right at the elbow? The small smudge indentations om the otherwise perfect curvation?
If it looks too good to be true, it is.
Gee it must be really good to be you. Able to ignore the whole and focus on the detail.
Like ignoring the breasts peeking through and concentrating on the elbow.Well done to you sir.
Bet you have never seen a forest. Pity really, you are missing out on a lot of fun stuff.
Some of us mere mortals, envy you. On the other hand, there are far more of us that think, you think, you are better than the majority. Thanks for the comment though.
There does seem to be a band of blurriness around the underboob region.
To put it another way:
I can tell because of some of the pixels, and from having seen quite a few ‘shops in my time.
I actually really enjoyed #13.
Obviously the others are amazing, but I thought she could use a shout out.
They’re all girls… and the only reason they’re ‘sexy’ is because they wear atlest a C cup. ):
#9… holy… shit…
So #2 didn’t like getting revealed? Or did the douchebag posse get their feelings hurt?
9 = Need more
That is all.
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