There are sexy Chivers among us (26 Photos)

  • HeartUnderTheRose

    Well, I hate to inform Nameless and MichaelGS that TheChive obviously doesn’t think I’m sexy enough since I don’t parade around half naked, so I guess you guys will never get to see one of me. Sorry. I know how broken hearted you guys are.

    • Joe Schmo

      Sexy but not slutty is fine with me, keep trying and maybe one of your pics will show up.

      • HeartUnderTheRose

        No thanks. If the pictures I’ve sent in aren’t good enough, none of my others will. They said that I should smile, well other people on here aren’t smiling, so there for it wasn’t because I wasn’t smiling.

        • HellHathNoFury

          Here’s what you do:
          send them to me.
          That is all.

          • HeartUnderTheRose

            For you? Gladly! hehe. I would direct you to my YouTube vids, but I don’t want to make it seem like I’m whoring myself out. But if you type in “fake Irish accent”, you might stumble upon me. :-9

            • unfairrobot

              Hey HUTR, is that you scoffing down Guiness and potatoes? If so: top marks on the jig, it was absolutely gorgeous.

              I reckon a body can be hot, but only a personality can be sexy. I’m with HHNF: there’s a lot to enjoy in pictures of beautiful, sexy, real women, even if certain web sites aren’t interested. ๐Ÿ™‚

            • HellHathNoFury

              I just subscribed to you. Now you must suffer through my badly filmed bunny videos!

          • smick

            Been floating around the site for a while HHNF. Always liked your witty ripostes on the site. You may bat for the other team but I’d be interested to try and make you go for a transfer. BTW, no 5 FTW

          • HeartUnderTheRose

            Yay, I love bunny vids! ^_^ And @unfairrobot (sorry, wouldn’t let me reply to your comment directly for some reason), yup, that’s me! I’ve had many people comment on my jig for some strange reason. I can’t figure out why though . . . :-9

            • Nameless

              I’m sad that they didn’t post any of your pics, Heart. But your jig was awesome. My oh my, you make me wish it were St. Patrick’s Day! ๐Ÿ˜›

          • Nameless

            Oh, and uh… Me too! Me too! And on a serious note– wtf Chive? This lady is a hottie!

            • HeartUnderTheRose

              Well, thank you. I know I’m not the hottest, I definitely don’t have the best body, and I don’t prance around with my ass or boobs hanging out, but I don’t think I’m the worst looking either, definitely not any worse than some of the people I’ve seen posted on here. I just think that theChive is a cool site so I thought it would be cool to get posted. But it’s okay. I definitely know I’m not of everyone’s taste.

  • Booger Eater

    please ban all asian chicks in here, all of them probably wearing 10 lbs of make up. if they are going to be on chive, please dont put them on sexy chivers. BAN ALL MIDGETS!! ๐Ÿ˜€ anyway # 5, 7, 9, 20, 25 are hottest ๐Ÿ˜€

  • J

    #9……….OMFG…all women should be manufactured to look like that……FAWK!!!

  • 2257

    Jesus H. Ariel. I’d like to sniff the shit right out of her ass. That one bitch in the pink sweater needs to eat a hot bowl of honey cum. Too fuckin’ skinny to even get my pecker hard.

  • Juan

    #9 made me cry… there truly IS a God…

    #25 (Ariel) – I would drag my balls across a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a telephone

  • dt520

    #13… something about a blonde and green clothes.

    maybe its the Irish in me…

  • Ritual

    #9 just filled the ‘bank’ for a while…

  • doo dah doo doo

    probably the best sexy chivers post ever.

  • Polyhooka

    #10 somehow looks like amanda bynes

  • Bud Ugly

    I’m in love with #3, #4, and #25.

  • #9

    I want you #9! And #6, #22 and #25. Actually I want you all. But mostly #9. ๐Ÿ™‚

  • me

    i think im in love with number 4 and number 9 has the best body ive ever seen

  • Holy SMOKES!

    #9 FAP FAP #9 oh #9 FAP FAP FAP OMG FAP

  • Anonymous

    #9: Holy shit…

  • bobg4400

    and #20

  • Phideauxe

    I bet 21 has a big hairy beaver.

    • jeff in Australia

      Do us all a big favor and crawl back under your rock… OK. thanks

      • Phideauxe

        That’s funny. You had no problem with the anti-asian racist above, but you felt compelled to reply to me.

  • booyah

    #9…jizz in my pants

  • Matt

    #9s body looks like plastic. it really looks like a mannequin’s body.

  • macncheese

    # 20 is HOT AS FUCK!!!

  • Stubb

    You lot of horny teenagers just lost the interblogs.

    #9, the “pink genius” managed to fool the whole gang with her pathethic PS job.

    The sweater arm suddenly turning wide and fuzzy right at the elbow? The small smudge indentations om the otherwise perfect curvation?

    If it looks too good to be true, it is.

    • jeff in Australia

      Gee it must be really good to be you. Able to ignore the whole and focus on the detail.
      Like ignoring the breasts peeking through and concentrating on the elbow.Well done to you sir.
      Bet you have never seen a forest. Pity really, you are missing out on a lot of fun stuff.
      Some of us mere mortals, envy you. On the other hand, there are far more of us that think, you think, you are better than the majority. Thanks for the comment though.

    • unfairrobot

      There does seem to be a band of blurriness around the underboob region.

      To put it another way:

      I can tell because of some of the pixels, and from having seen quite a few ‘shops in my time.

  • Sinestro

    I actually really enjoyed #13.
    Obviously the others are amazing, but I thought she could use a shout out.

  • Anonymous

    They’re all girls… and the only reason they’re ‘sexy’ is because they wear atlest a C cup. ):

  • JellyJELL0

    #9… holy… shit…

  • Verbal Kint

    So #2 didn’t like getting revealed? Or did the douchebag posse get their feelings hurt?

  • Anonymous

    9 = Need more

    That is all.

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