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Mascots are just dirty (18 Photos)

May 31, 2010 | In: Creepy, Funny, Girls, Sports

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  • jeff in Australia

    That last pic… what he said.

    • Brandon

      I see your Schwartz is bigger than mine!

    • mook

      The chick in #14 has her shwartz in full swing, nice bulge she-he, nice bulge.

  • Anonymous

    SECOND!!

  • punkuhr

    Is it me or does it look like the girl on the far left in picture #14 is pitching a tent? Something is definitely weird with her dress…

    • shadowcorp8

      Hmm, one of these things doesn’t belong here…..

  • SaintxXxAsh

    Happy Memorial Day to you as well, Chive. Remember, America is the land of the free because of the brave.

  • LithEyum

    Those aren’t masscots. they’re furries!!!! RUN!!!!

  • Equalizer

    Where’s the Pedo bear mascot?

  • Bella

    When I was in Universal Studios Florida, the Bart Simpson mascot on New Year’s Eve was at an onsite restaurant. There were a bunch of drunk, 30-sometihng women and they were groping him, and he was doing pelvic thrusts and pulling down his pants. Childhood corrupted.

  • ChrisDG74

    #18 – “I see your schwartz is as big as mine. Let’s see how well you handle it.”

  • northerner

    #10 cheerleader looks about 12. That’s rather illegal behavior for the mascot. At least it used to be. Could get him in the slammer and up on sex-offender charges. At least in some municipalities. Not cool. Now if she were say a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader and 20, I guess grabbing her boobs is ok and, well, fun…

    Guess my point is the pic spread is generally not funny or interesting as I thought it might be. Ho hum.

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  • dave

    northerner… gay

  • northerner

    Riiiiight, Dave! Uh, not hardly dude. Straight as an arrow…

  • Anonymous

    Yes the chick on the left in #14 looks like she has a cock, but still, she is a bloody fox. If i knew for sure that she didn’t have a cock, I would go her no problems..

  • http://yoho hi

    thats so nasty bub

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