I don’t understand any of this (7 Photots)

  • ChrisDG74

    Twilight is GAY. It has single-handedly ruined the vampire(and now werewolf) movie franchises.

    Vampires can't survive in sunlight! Vampires and lycanthropes(that's werewolves for you kiddies out there) don't fight over dopey little girls who can't act their way out of a wet paper bag.

    Someone please make another Underworld movie(WITH Kate Beckinsale. Talk about some eye candy).

    –end rant

    • Anonymous

      Shut up, if someone dont know what a lycanthrope is then they will google it like everybody else, no need pretend to be cool by adding an explanation to a word you think only you knows. Fool.

      • ChrisDG74

        Ooooo. Tough talk there, especially since you screwed up the last part in your epic coolness.
        “That only you knows” “no need pretend”. Engrish much?

      • ChrisDG74

        “If someone dont know”. (Facepalm)

        • thegreatfatsby

          I sense the work of a grammar Nazi. I enjoy your pedantry good sir. Keep up the stirling work.

      • SaintxXxAsh

        I didn’t know what a lycan… Whatever it was… And probably wouldn’t have googles because I’m lazy like that. So, in short, thank you Chris and fuck off anonymous.

        • SaintxXxAsh

          Googled*. Pardon my iPhones desire to turn every “-ed” into “-es”.

    • SpatulaAssassin

      Twilight didn’t ruin vampires or werewolves, Meyer just gave them her own spin. Even if that did entail making them moody one-dimensional twats.
      If you want to complain about Twilight, I’d advise complaining instead about how it’s teaching young girls (and disturbingly old women, apparently) that without a near-flawless male partner in your life, you’re just a useless, helpless female. And also, if your near-flawless Romeo ditches you for some ridiculous reason, it’s okay to prick-tease some other guy until Romeo returns.

      • dragontamer363

        Well said, Spatula 😉

        Also quit whining about it killing off a genre. the genre was long dead and you should be happy that this revised it. Anne Rice long ago turned vampires into emos anyway.
        For every sparkly copycat, there’s another author inspired to make a gritty reboot 30 days of night style. so hushabye baby and calm down. Everyone’s moving to the zombie craze now anyway.

    • Kandice P

      Well, I may not be an obsessive fan of Twilight but if you are going to start to agree, please do your research first. The first "original" vampire literature is Bram Stoker's infamous Dracula and, while he did not sparkle in the sun, he did not spontaneously burst in the flames in the daylight, he was merely in a weakened state. So technically, Twilight is more of the "typical" vampire personna, then Underworld (even though it is fantastic).

      –end rant.

  • aosux

    “Obsess much?”

    • exexec

      If that last one isn’t also a huge Clay Aiken fan, I’ll kiss your ass in Tiffany’s window.

    • Anonymous

      I strongly recommend ______ B l a c k W h i t e C u p i d * C o m ______ to you where I just found my interracial boyfriend! You know it is a great place to meet black men and beautiful women. What’s kind of relationship do you want?

  • ChrisDG74

    Don’t understand? That’s OK. Neither do they. They’re just doing what they’re told(buy, buy, buy).

  • RandomRolis

    my brain just gave up, and decided to solve the equation e=mc2

  • Anonymous

    at least #3 covered her face

  • ROK


  • Equalizer

    Twilight is Gay

  • Greg

    I just gave up on the world

  • killa

    In my country we call them retards… or americans.

  • Lev

    This is some impressive photoshopping.
    Somehow these girls appear to be older than 13.

  • Anonymous

    Where the hell is Balde when you need him?

    • spellcheck

      Where is spell check when you need it

    • ChrisDG74

      Who is “Balde”? Someone with the misfortune of male pattern baldness?
      If you were referring, to “Blade”, then yes, bring back the daywalker so he can put Edward out of our misery. F’in sparkling douchebag.

      • crystopheles

        Or Buffy. Really anybody who can kick gay sparkly emo vampire ass!!!

        • HeartUnderTheRose

          Um, you do realize that Buffy (or Slutty the Vampire Layer as I like to call her) is one of the biggest emo bitches out there, right? All she can do is bitch and complain about her “horrible” life, when at least she has real friends who always stand beside her no matter what, an awesome mom, and 2 awesome men who are willing to do anything for her. Ooh, she has to kick vampires and other evil things’ asses. She gets to save the world! Ooh, poor her. For that reason alone, I can’t stand that bitch.

  • SaintxXxAsh

    WTF? Chicks are fuckin weird. They’re in love with a fictional character. That’s so gay. I love drew brees, a real person, and all I have on my wall is a single fathead of him. This is just ridiculous.

    • girl.0.4

      lol SaintxXxAsh!
      you are just as sad as they are! ‘in love’ with some one who doesn’t know you exist

      • DoubleOhSeven

        Drew Brees is a real person, Edward Cullen is not. You can meet Drew Brees, shake his hand, get an autograph…you can’t meet Edward Cullen. Drew Brees will wake up for the rest of his life as a Super Bowl winning QBof a team that truly deserved it. Edward Cullen does not exist. Now, before one of you cries fould and screams Robert ‘whatever the fuck his last name is becasue I don’t care to google it’ is real, please stop being retarted and understand that he is not an actual sparkly vampire like twat, he just played one on the moving pictures.

  • ChrisDG74

    These ladies need to get laid.

  • Rusty

    The last pic “punch line” that they sometimes use should have been the image of the old guy at the convention with the t-shirt that says, “In My Day, Vampires Sucked Blood, Not Dick” or something to that effect.

    • Happy Husband

      “The last pic “punch line” that they sometimes use should have been the image of the old guy at the convention with the t-shirt that says, “In My Day, Vampires Sucked Blood, Not Dick” or something to that effect.”

      My wife has gotten into Twilight big time.

      Lets just say, I don’t complain……..

      • Anonymous

        Grow some balls.

  • andipoo magoo

    Nothing says I have bad taste in literature like the above.
    Glad I’m a girl with taste. I’m reading Dune. Eat that, ya twangy little bitches!

    • aosux

      Great book. The Ender’s Game Series are also awesome scifi books.

      • thegreatfatsby

        I agree with both statements. Also may I be so bold as to add the Foundation series by Mr Asimov?

        • Anonymous

          Any sci-fi by Ian Banks or Alistair Reynolds.

  • Robbo

    The younger girls I understand but the older woman, now that’s just wrong.

  • Kinginhiscastle

    Hey, this will probably take them out of the gene pool. Problem solved.

  • Kenny Wayne Shepherd

    #1 is hot

  • Mattythegooch

    I had the misfortune of see twilight on HBO the other night……1 word: steaming piece of shit.

  • nelly02

    ha ha! brilliant. people are great.

  • aleXTC


  • Anonymous

    Early adolescent girl celebrity crushes have been around forever. But the older girls and even women doing this is something new to me. If you have a driver’s license and your room looks like this, you have either been brainwashed or are mentally ill. Not good either way.

    Maybe it is just a form of collecting, like baseball cards, stamps or comic books?

  • Anonymous

    Note the lipstick marks on the face of the poster on the left in pic 3…cheekbone, and corner of lips….

  • Dreamy

    This shit scares me

  • Colfax and Broadway

    The sad thing about these movies is it’ll be hard to make another good hardcore vampire movie. I heard rumors that they were going to a make “Vampire Hunter D” and were trying to cast soon.

    • dragontamer363


      That + the new mortal kombat movie = awesome.

      though admittedly I’ve only seem ‘vampire hunter D:bloodlust’ and the Meir-Charlotte thing was pretty darn luvvy-duvvy emo in of itself.

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