That’s no dude, that’s Lady Gaga (8 Photos)

Gaga posed as her male alter-ego, Jo Calderone, for Vogue Japan. She claims Jo is everything she wants in a man, which is not strange at all.

  • Anony


    • 1337drewby

      She be samefacin’ like a muthafukk

  • Langy

    Jerry Seinfeld hates Lady Gaga. Enough said.

    • Chris

      Because clearly, you must have someone else do your thinking for you.

    • HellHathNoFury

      He may just be jealous that she looks more like him than he does.

    • forge

      Then it’s official, I love Lady Gaga, because Jerry Seinfeld is an unfunny a-hole that thinks his sh*t doesn’t stink and everything he does is comedy gold and frankly I wish he’d have gone and f*cked himself instead of staining the face of American entertainment with that stupid f*cking show that ran about 10 years longer than it should have.

      • Fuzzy_wuzzy_buzzing

        not cool dude.,. not cool. Jerry Sienfeld one badass mother mother, . .besides this post is about lady Gaga . .love the Gaga all you want, you dont need to hate

  • Floopa_Joopa

    Looks like she wants her men to be some kind of Bob Dylan/Ray Liotta hybrid.

    • forge

      Was going to say this exactly; Bob Dylan all over the place huh?

      Unsurprisingly she doesn’t do drag badly at all. I mean, since everything she does is drag y’know.

  • Anonymous

    u shittin me right?!?!?!

    • Boooger

      I wouldn’t shit you, you’re my favorite turd.

  • Mattythegooch

    I fucking KNEW (s)he had a cock!!

  • stafferty

    Looks like if one of those jersey shore douchbags gets a job selling used cars.

  • daddyfatsak

    I have no idea why she is such hot shit right now. She tries entirely too hard…example: her having an alter ego as a dude. Anyone can go buy clothes at a costume shop and walk around like an idiot. Dead to me.

    • cj

      i’m glad for you dressing as dude is crossing the line. And none of the other bat shit crazy costumes are understandable.

  • Anonymous

    Green team you are go to fire, repeat go to fire.

  • Anonymous

    Pretty sure it’s a crime to steal costumes from the West Side Story wardrobe.

  • shuqq

    i think this is pretty cool

    • forge

      Me too!! I’m liking her more every minute. Just don’t make me listen to her music, although even that’s better than 90% of the crap they’re putting on the air these days.

  • Woody

    If an alien race were to stop by earth and see entities like Lady GaGa and Justin Bieber they’d be totally justified in nuking our planet. And I’d support the move.

    • Hez26

      i don’t think there’s anything weird about Justin Beiber, he’s just in that weird child pop star state where he has to keep up this goofy image, and of course he’s Canadian. He could be a little more Disney but is that any better? Gaga is just weird…….Don’t nuke the planet, just take her with you.

  • fasterthanu

    …..Or is this the real person, and Lady Ga ga is just HIS alter ego?

    That actually makes more sense when you think about it.

    • Hez26

      mystery solved!!….elementary my dear Watson

  • hoodie12

    She. Is. Hot!

  • Sauru

    i have been saying for awhile now that lady gaga and Marilyn Manson are the same person

    • HellHathNoFury

      Similar in looks, but Brian is a total gentleman in person.

      • forge

        Gaga’s not a nice person in person? I know Brian Warner’s a charming and slightly geeky intellectual IRL, he’s not my alltime fave popstar but he’s okay.

    • meli

      eff u Marilyn Manson is an intelligent man. lady gaga changed herself from an average woman to an over the top not-normal celebrity … so what she unique!! and he is amazing. get educated.

  • toilet paper

    Anybody see the movie, Just One of the Guys?

  • aosux

    That thing needs to be neutered!

  • Anonymous

    in response to toilet paper:

    yeah, so when is gaga going to whip out her tits?!

  • zahatsee

    pretty sure that’s a 15 yr old Guy Mariano

  • Anonymous

    Looks like Spike Spiegle

    • forge

      OMG WIN can we have GAga as Spike instead of Keanu? Pleeeeeease? I’d be a hunneddolla Gaga can act at least as well as Canoe. Plllleeeeeeeeeeeeeasssee????

  • michelle

    Maybe you should educate yourself on who Gaga is before you jump to conclusions.
    Bottom line, she had a dream, she followed it and here you losers are talking about her.
    What have you accomplished? How many goals have you set forth to achieve?
    She is creative and clearly, only expressing it. Art is expression

    • garp

      …accomplished? well michelle, I’ll have you know I took a shit this morning and swear to God the toilet paper I used to wipe with was absolutely clean! How is that for superior evolution? I’d say I accomplished A LOT for today, pretty facking proud of myself to tell the truth.

    • HellHathNoFury

      She had a dream and followed it? Bwahahah! No, she had a dream and her body and daddy payed for it. Do some reading, hon. She stripped for money, and did a lot of ‘favors’ with her body. Ridiculously rich Daddy, too.

      • Mattythegooh

        Her “music” is straight garbage! I honestly could put together a better song on my shitty studio system on my computer in 45 minutes. No talent ass clown. I’m guessing Michelle is 14 and has no idea how corporate America works.

        • forge

          No worse than 90% of the other sh*t they call music these days.

          • norm

            No, it’s worse.

    • Rip


      TITS 😛

  • doo dah doo doo

    lolz@ #4

  • spoonfear

    Wait… Lady Gaga = Young Nick Cage?!?

  • Alan

    Looks like Bob Dylan in the 60s

  • muscledrifter

    Alter ego? Man she wants? Makes a bit of sense since on first impression all I could think was “man what a douchbag”

  • Gordon of Hesselink

    Bravo. I thought i have seen everything from lady gaga. Obviously not

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