Elin Nordegren just got paid, boy. As part of the deal, Tiger Woods is also banned from letting girlfriends near his kids. That's right, he can't bring a single girl around his kids unless he marries her. Oh, and then there's the $750 million dollars (I had earlier said $75 million on accident), the largest celebrity divorce settlement in earth's history. Today theCHIVE solutes you, Elin 'Moneybags' Nordegren.