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This Russian spy makes espionage sexy again (18 Photos)

One of the ten spies recently arrested for passing secrets to the Russians is a total femme fatale. Anna Chapman is accused of espionage for Russian intelligence service: the SVR. She has a masters degree in economics, a lavish apartment in financial district of NY, and owns a successful online international real estate agency. She's also gonna spend the rest of her life in prison which is a total waste of tail. I'll volunteer for any conjugal visits Anna needs. I'll do it for my country!

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Comments:

  1. J-Greene says:

    She’s a dead ringer for Jennifer Aniston in #6.

  2. NOUU says:

    put a bullet in her head and let’s move on.

  3. yabosid says:

    Hey, she looks like that Firefly geek girl.

  4. ctmu3 says:

    I’m disappointed guys, I thought somebody would have made a “In Soviet Russia….” joke by now.

    That’s not to say I have one…

  5. RiHugh says:

    I read the maximum sentence for the crime she is actually accused of is only 5 years. Funny that because she is a hot Russian everyone seems okay with the fact that there was a spy cell in our country. If she was muslim we would be calling for her immediate crucification.

    • forge says:

      Meh, who cares? We’re friends with Russia. They’re friends with us. So they were spying on us. You don’t think we’re spying on them? Please.

  6. bob says:

    You’re all ridiculous… your judgement of beauty is based on all the digitally and surgically enhanced photography of hollywood sluts… Guarantee that if this girl hit on anyone of us… we’d all turn into little puppy dogs with bulging zippers.

  7. stafferty says:

    I love redheads, but she looks hotter as a brunette (#2 &#6). And, no, she isn’t as hot as most models, but about 8 times out of ten she would be the hottest girl at the bar.

  8. Anonymous says:

    She is gorgeous!

  9. Leif Erikson says:

    First

  10. bob B says:

    James Bond hit it and split it, and thats why she got caught.

  11. Itsilnurk says:

    Jennifer Aniston, why you betray us?

  12. David Shiel says:

    Set up by the Kremlin. Having way to much fun!

  13. Bendrix says:

    Why are we trading her back to Russia?? We should flip her into a double agent, and I'll flip her in other directions as well.

  14. 76United says:

    She looks just like Kaylee from Firefly

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