The Moonlight Bunny Ranch brothel: where dreams go to die (21 photos)

Opened in 1955 and it's owned now by Dennis Hof, the Moonlite BunnyRanch is a legal brothel in Mound House, Nevada and is one of the most famous brothels in the USA.
Its address is 69 Moonlight Road and even its telephone number ends in 3825, which spells out F-U-*-K on a telephone pad.
Girls earn about $5,000 - $7,500 per month "working" 12-14 hours a day.


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  • Bob Loblaw

    You'd figure they'd have a few lookers in the bunch, at least.

    • Matt

      Must be all the STDs/STIs

      • LifeOnAString

        No. The beautiful ones don't need a pimp to take half their money and photoshop their pix.

  • LOL

    Good God. 12 to 14 hours a DAY?!?!?! I love sex…don't get me wrong…but 12-14 a day?!?! Holy crap. That's a lot of 3825ing.

  • Big Tex

    First

    • TheChamp

      Not even close

      • Anonymous

        He means first time seeing a naked woman other than his mom

        (PS That's a wicked birthmark on your momma's ass)

        • ohnohedidnt

          he hadn't had pussy since pussy had him

  • Great Odin's Ra

    Where penises go to die, until you get your prescription filled.

  • Anonymous

    This is the FIRST time I'm seeing such thing!

  • tyra

    Vagina, it's whats for dinner!

    • Big Bob

      I like going to the Bunny Ranch on all-you-can-eat night!

  • pres obama

    I wonder how many Tiger has done?

    • Me

      He has the "Members PLUS" card! Platinum edition!

  • Joeyk

    You think they call you with a courtesy call like the dentist? …this is the bunny ranch calling to remind you of your anal fantasy appointment with Candy for this thursday at 5:30..

    • CunningLinguist

      hahaha, thats great. what if you got an invoice in the mail, lol, passed due payments to a ms. bambi cottonpanties

  • Mattythegooch

    SKEEEEET!!! Best $3.99 I've ever spent. Close runner up….Denny's Grand Slam breakfast.

  • isawoj

    #2 Helen Mirren?!?!?!?!

    John Candy ————————————————————>

  • confused

    Damn, why couldn't it be like what the movies make you precevie it to be

  • Jon without the h

    Hell, half of them can't even qualify as butterfaces. Standards must be pretty low. Of course, if you are desperate enough to pay that much for sex, looks probably wouldn't be a high priority.

  • Jeff

    But, at the end of your shift, you can take a shower and you're good as new.

    But lawyers, on the other hand…

  • julietromeobravo

    regardless of what you guys here type .. you know you still would.

    • Vicarious

      I would.

      • LifeOnAString

        Not again.

  • Gutterville

    I heard about this place they charge $1500 for pen sex

    I know places in LA where you get better lookers for half the price

  • fourTWOzero

    I wonder what the average cost for 1 hour with one of these hoe bags goes for?!?

    • LifeOnAString

      Usually $400 to $2K. They only get half, and they hope to make $1,000 each day. Most of the time they spend waiting around.

  • theseatoachisel

    #3 put her underwear on backwards, or she is advertising the feel of her anus.

  • Nicnac

    I have HBO and cannot watch this. Fat ugly girls who seem to think they are hot… And the clients confirm this…

  • stafferty

    These girls really don't make much considering they work 12 hours a day. Yes, 60K- 90K a year is a good salary, but considering they are only going to do this for probably 10 years or so, it really isnt worth it.

  • I really shouldn&#03

    Kalli Morgan has a page with her name and a dotcom has some really interesting FAQs

    Costs start at $100.00 most lowenders will "party" for 250 but anything you want to tell your friends about will run you $1,000-$2,500 per.

    Oh and by the way it's Moonlite not moonlight

    Turns out most people seem to take the tour and by a tshirt

    • MichaelGS

      had to check that out. go check out the July/August specials! made me LMAO. If you want you can have Dennis Hof tag along for your "party"… or theres the 2-for-1 sale if you book her for more than an hour… book 3 or more hours, you can take her out for a meal afterwards for free! xD

      and I thought theChive was the funniest site in town, boy was I wrong

  • aosux

    They are there for 12 hours a day, they probably only "work" about half that time. The guy that owns the place should get better looking women but I guess in that business you gotta take what applies.

  • Nagrom

    Welcome to Skank City

  • Rob

    Not even with a stolen dick…

    #3 is doing "How to speak San Franiscan"

    WTF Cat! —————————————————>

  • HellHathNoFury

    I could go on my usual long, boring rant, but I'll just say: no amount of Kegels can fix that kind of loose. I wonder if there's even enough friction to….oh gods, that's probably why they charge by the 'hour' instead of 'minute'.

  • LOL

    Doing the math here. Let's say they work 12 hours a day, 4 days a week. That's 48 hours…but I can't imagine anyone doing overtime at this unless they really wanted to, so let's say 40 hours a week. High end girl, $7,500.00 a month. That's $90,000.00 a year. 50 weeks a year, 40 hours a week (2 weeks off for vacation), that's 2000 hours. That's $45 an hour! $30 an hour for the lower end girls. That's still pretty damn good.

    Of course you have to get past the whole moral bankruptcy and physical endurance thing. I'm not saying all prostitutes are morally empty…but I can't imagine anyone saying "Mommy…when I grow up I want to be a hooker!!" And the physical thing…sex is (when done right) a vigorous activity. Flexing of muscles and fluid loss can be an issue.

    Still. $45 an hour. Wow.

    • green-goblet

      Traveling contract nurses make more than $30 an hour, and it's "decent" work. I suppose you could call nursing a "service" as well.

      Astounded by these life choices

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