Rockstars, they don’t look like they used to (29 Photos)

  • keithp420

    Goddamn you Jon Bon Jovi for setting the bar so freakin high…

    • LOL

      It is totally wrong of me to say this because he’s married & I’m seeing someone…but I would hurt myself to get some of that man. {sigh} My manfriend is going to his concert in Jersey tomorrow too. Danggggggg it!!!!!!! 😛

  • SaintxXxAsh

    I could never be a gold digger.

    • Forbes

      *scratches another thing off his wish list*

    • gunnersaurus

      im still in with a chance then!

  • Chris

    Who is 29?

    • clay

      Courtney Love

    • Kurt C

      Courtney Love

    • RAYNCB

      Courtney Love(Mrs. Kurt Cobane)

  • Anonymous

    Wow, Time and drugs in most cases

  • Anonymous

    too many drugs…….

  • okthenjustpicloneforme

    I didn’t know all of them, but I do know #14 – his name is Robert Paulson.

    • His Name Was

      His name was Robert Paulson…

      • SaintxXxAsh


        • Jack

          …. Bob had bitch tits

          • Anonymous

            He looks like Meat Loaf to me….

          • SaintxXxAsh

            The better for crying in.

    • Edo

      yes, we're men, men is what we are

  • aosux

    1) WTF is courtney love doin’ in this post?
    2) Ozzy is the coolest motherfucker to ever walk this earth

    • canadianbroad

      Yes! Ozzy freakin' rules, no arguments.

  • Alain

    Not many of them I know…

  • bamajess

    omg Bon Jovi is still hot! pretty much the only one here though :/

  • Bobby Drake

    Axl Rose actually doesn’t look nearly as bad as the rest of them do. And can we please give the old ass rockstars a break? Of course, Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Steven Tyler, Robert Plant, etc. aren’t going to look like they did in their 20’s…they are in their sixties and seventies now.

  • top dog

    Of course they don’t look like they use to, they got older, it will happen to us all. So you better enjoy life while you’re young, cause in about thirty or forty years, you will be saying the same damn thing some of these guys/girls are saying. “Damn I wish I was thirty years younger, I’d bone the hell out of her”, him for you ladies. I don’t know who #29 is but she look better now than she did then.

    • zerocool

      i was thinking the exact thing …she looks better NOW after rehab etc???
      ..her name is courtney love of the group HOLE.she was married to the legend kurt cobain of nirvana.
      o the days!!!!.

    • TheWacee

      You don't know who Courtney Love is?

  • Alan

    The Boss still looks pretty good. Prolly stayed away from the drugs

    • wyatt22

      Agreed, he looks great!

  • Zoob

    Springsteen and Meatloaf both look pretty damned good for their ages. The Boss still rocks, love his music.

  • Nevermind

    I’m strangely happy no one knows who #29 is, it’s funny she wanted to be a star so bad, but all she could do was mooch off her husband, who actually was talented, and truly brilliant, now no one knows who she is hahaha

  • bleep bloop

    Meatloaf actually looks better now.

  • ken

    They look fine! Most of the ones who look really old….are! The Stones and Dylan have been working since the 1960s.

    We’re all going to be there…with luck.

  • Ronin

    Is it just me or does the younger Steven Tyler look almost exactly like Nick Simmons (Gene Simmons’ son)?

    • Hmmm

      I was going to ask why Liv Tyler was on this list….

  • Viking

    Damn, but I think that 29 is the waste case psycho Courtney Love.

  • Rusty

    +1 for Meatloaf looking good. Same for Tom Petty, Stevie Nicks … couple others didn’t age too badly. Bono. Slash didn’t come out much worse for wear either.

    • sammmmy99

      Slash reminds me of Cookie Monster in the photo on the right. I can just see him singing “C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me…om nom nom”

  • ChrisDG74

    Sting, The Boss, Meatloaf, James Hetfield look pretty good for old guys.
    Robert Plant looks more and more like an old lady every day.
    Why is Courtney Love here? She has NEVER been a star. I still say she shot Kurt.
    Damn you, Bon Jovi!!

    • Anonymous

      James Hetfied actually looks freaking awesome for a photo difference of what must be atleast 20 yrs, if not more responsible looking.

  • Dumbshit

    Someone care to list their names? It would be handy

  • Robodude

    1. Steven Tyler – Aeorsmith
    2. Keith Richards – Rolling Stones
    3. Mick Jagger – Rolling Stones
    4.Debbie Harry – Blondie
    5.Brett Michaels – Poison
    6.Johnny Rotten – No Talent Dipshit
    7.Iggy Pop
    9.Bob Dylan
    10.David Lee Roth – formerly of Van Halen
    11.Rod Stewart
    12.Robert Plant – Led Zepplin
    13.Stevie Nicks – Fleetwood Mac
    14.Meat Loaf (real name Marvin Lee Aday)
    15.Axl Rose – Guns-n-Roses
    16.Vince Neil – Motley Crue
    17.Ron Wood – Rolling Stones
    18,Tom Petty – & the Heartbreakers
    19.James Hetfied – Metallica
    20.Steve Perry – Journey
    21Sting – Police
    22..David Crosby – Crosby, Stills & Nash
    23.Bono – U2
    24.Slash – GNR/Velvet Revolver
    25. Jon Bon Jovi
    26. Richie Sambora – Bon Jovi
    27. Annie Lenox – Eurythmics
    28.Bruce Springsteen
    29.Courtney Love – groupie/Curt Cobain’s widow &the reason he blew his brains out. She does not belong anywhere near this list.

    • redpenn

      Thanks fer th' listing, mate.

    • Bob Dylan

      how can you say that Johnny Rotten is a 'no talent dipshit,' then go on to list bands like Poison, Motley Crue, Velvet Revolver and Bon Jovi without a hint of irony?

      • gto


  • Anonymous

    You can’t fuck with John Lydon. He looks pretty bad-ass nowadays for being older than dirt. Better than most pople from his generation.

    • its_forge

      He's fifty-four, which means he's still in diapers compared to most of the rest of these folks. 'Course in Former Sex Pistol years, 54 is four thousand and six.

  • Pat

    # 13 & # 29 look better….

  • Phreaky

    One thing is for sure… when you get old your lips magically disappear.

    Also, Axl looks exactly the same. Ozzy is forever god.

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