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Rockstars, they don’t look like they used to (29 Photos)

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  1. Ziggy says:

    Annie Lennox looks better too. She's not a freak show anymore.

  2. Metallichick says:

    James Hetfield is way more attractive now, in my opinion.

  3. OneClownShoe says:

    I still wanna bang Stevie Nicks.

  4. @#$%!! says:

    Drugs and alcohol MY ASS.

    Hey kids, it's called GETTING OLD.

    Lol. No, alcohol/drugs doesn't help but overall these guys look like they had their pictures taken when they were in their 20s and then in their freakin' 50s or 60s.

  5. Rockstar says:

    I do believe that Ted Nugent is missing from this list

  6. Buffet says:

    Must be the business they're in? I look exactly the same as I did then!

  7. its_forge says:

    1 – c'mon, Steve never did look all that great anyway
    2 – well, it's Keith, I mean seriously
    3 – Mick, see Steve. The Rolling Stones are in their 70s guys, I mean really now.
    4 – Debbie's not the sex kitten she was but still a doll
    5 – Brett looks better, way better
    6 – Johnny's about the same, he wasn't exactly pretty in '77
    7 – Iggy hasn't changed not one tiny bit, he's still ugly and gorgeous
    8 – I think Ozzy looks better
    9 – Bob is cool, he can look like he wants
    10 – Well, Dave's lookin' pretty frickin' rough yeah
    11 – Ugh, I never thought Rod got to qualify as good looking
    12 – Robert Plant looks like a Kentucky Colonel baybee
    13 – Nobody expects Stevie to still look like she did at 20, she's aged but still nice
    14 – Meatloaf DEFINITELY looks better
    15 – Axl ecch, he looks like an a-hole in both pics
    16 – See above, ecch
    17 – Seventy-four, guys. That's 906 in rockstar years.
    18 – in the 70s Tom Petty looked like a bleached weasel
    19 – Hetfield looks better now, he's still a dick
    20 – Steve from Journey has always and will always look like that guy on the bus who smells like pee
    21 – Sting ain't a kid anymore that's for sure, he's getting that Old Englishman look that makes girls go all jelly in the legs
    22 – Ha, David Crosby? He's always looked pretty frickin' rough
    23 – Bono looks okay, he's still kind of a dick though
    24 – Slash? Meh, if he'd shave and trim his hair he'd look like a restaurant owner from Brooklyn
    25 – Bon Jovi's just genetically blessed. Too bad his music sucks balls.
    26 – Not sure who that is but the "now" pic looks like an accountant from Hoboken
    27 – Uh-uh, Annie's a goddess, she looks frickin' smashing as always
    28 – Bruce definitely looks better
    29 – Courtney Hole? Are you effin' serious? Ugly effing sow, ugly effing sow. Period.

  8. geegee says:

    I still fancy Debbie Harry as much as I did when I 1st became aware of her 30+ years ago!! Pure class……….

  9. thatperson says:

    ozzie is the only one who still has it. He's the man.

  10. shirt says:

    wow its sad when tom petty is the most attractive in a bunch

  11. Vanessa says:

    whatever… I would still do Slash any day. Mmmm…

  12. Rodolpho says:

    Debbie Harry is STILL hot! Tom Petty agin' pretty nice… Metaloaf looks great… Lots of late nights and tough drinkin.

    Damn you, J Bon Jovi!

  13. canadianbroad says:

    Oh thanks so much for ruining what fuzzy memories of the past I have, ya goofs.

    Sigh – Jon still looks awesome!

    Mr. Loaf looks (and probably is) in much better health now, and better all 'round. Stevie Nicks looks great too.

    Ozzy is god.

  14. Edo says:

    #12

    Robert Plant's moustache is cool…
    (younger pic)

  15. NebraskaGuy says:

    #18 Tom Petty fan all the way!

  16. john says:

    agreed! most of the guys have aged pretty well.

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