You asked for MOAR Lyndsey, you got it (15 Photos)

In yesterday's 'Randomness', ya'll told me to find MOAR Lyndsey. Mining the internet for photos of this buxom beauty turned out to be fascinating. It appears she did the following shoot with the same photographer in LA, then disappeared off the grid into vapor.

So many questions: Did she decide acting wasn't for her and head back to (insert boring Midwestern town)? Is this the only photo shoot she ever did? What's her last name? Is her name even Lyndsey? Is she a Russian spy? TheCHIVE is Heavyweight Champion of hunting down anonymous chicks and we're not going to stop until we find this girl.

I'm putting out an APB on Lyndsey and I'm kicking our intern off theCHIVE submit email. This is personal. If anybody knows the whereabouts of Lyndsey or her breasts, contact me right here right now with pics, her last name, her favorite Backstreet Boy, I don't care. I'll update the post accordingly as the info comes in. Do it for your country!

- John

  • 6454

    Her boobs are first to enter a room

    • total fun

      clever, but not that clever

      • scv

        clever in the fact that he was able to write "first" on the first post and not get slammed for it. zing!

    • uberbria

      lyndsey WHAT?!

    • thedude 3.0

      funny but not really funny

    • wowza

      her boobs are the first to enter a time zone

      • Beldar

        Her boobs HAVE their own time zone.

  • thetech2

    man she has great legs

    • Dom

      Not gonna lie, I noticed that right away.

      • Beldar

        She needs those great legs to support that upper body. DAMN!!

  • Paul d.

    I'd tongue-punch her fart box

    • MiPo_TheGoaT

      ummm someone is ripping off Tosh.0 twitter comments

    • damon

      I have no idea why people are voting you down, mate, that was the funniest thing i read all day

      • Paz Man

        It's because he copied it from something he heard on TV, would've been hilarious if it was original though.

    • Maddog

      I don't care who said that first… This post had me literally on the floor of my place of employ, chuckling like August Glupt bathing in a bowl of chocolate pudding.

  • jroc


    • NTFW

      BOOMtothepowerofBOOM … i wrote this with one hand*

  • Crystal

    Honestly, she looks kinda ridiculous. She's got a beautiful face, but her breasts just look strange.

    • The real D. Nozzle

      like they dont make a bra that fits her.

    • Boris


    • derby

      I've had sexy with worse… much worse

    • its_forge

      See, that's kinda what I said and now thanks to Lyndsey I'm at -65 on my comments. ::sigh::

  • toalbooth

    as good as her rack is, I'm surprised at how nice those legs are

  • robsterling

    I would bite her on the boobs, develop lockjaw and get dragged to death.

  • Anne Arky

    Beverly hills background pic =. Cartoony…. Actually, someone give this woman a Tifa outfit…

  • pet_wookiee

    46-16-26? damn…

  • Bear6

    i want to see her naked!!! those guns and legs…. wow… that would be a sight

    • Bear6

      thank you chive for giving me another half chub at work where all the woman are old and disgusting!

    • bigeasy

      looks like polish chick Ewa Sonnet – google it – you're welcome

  • lostnlonely

    i'd like to see her in a pita commercial

    • Will

      It's PETA…. Fucking moron.

  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    wait till inertia mixed in with some gravity and old age kicks in……..TIMBER!!!!

    • thetech2

      sad but true

    • Fign

      meanwhile you can ENOJY the ride…you can start worrying about that whenit happens…

  • sameface

    find her… and bring her to me

    • Beltes

      So you won't have to imagine what a naked girl looks like anymore?

      • uberbria

        no really whats her last name?

  • aceSINspades

    sports by brooks girl. There are many more where she came from.

  • hugsforpitbulls

    She looks like a 16 yearold with G cups in more than a few of her pics…

  • HardCore Mike

    Not a keeper but who wouldn't wanna motorboat that shit for about …oh… 4 hours.

  • ...

    I'd take bets on her having dinner plate nips but none-the-less shes very attractive.

  • Greg

    Those are some tig o'l bittes! But overall, they are too big for her body. Looks kinda wierd

  • bigBLACKguy

    now THAT'S a tru black man's dream!!! she needs a bigger a$$ tho.

    • Thomas Jefferson

      I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal." Free at last! free at last! thank God Almighty, we are free at last!
      PS: My words certainly had no reference to black people

  • McBeastie

    Nothing but big tits and a blank expression. She looks dead inside.

    • anonymous

      She does have a blank expression. I hate her boobs (as much as everybody loves them…) but I love everything else about her looks, that face is gorgeous, those legs are very nice and the only complains are how big hose boobs are and her arms (don't get me wrong I do appreciate good boobs but there is a point where it becomes too much)

  • lovin it!

    Motor boat, Motor boat, Motor boat!!! bbbpppppphhhhhhh!!!!!!

  • maynard

    She almost looks like she's in pain! I bet she's probably married to some Hollywood big shot by now. "ok honey, let's see'm! Thanks, here's the keys to the Ferrari, see you for dinner."

    • Erik

      sad.. i honestly didnt notice her face until now

  • Doug Goff

    Maybe she got fat after that shoot?

    • part drummer

      my thoughts exactly

  • Phil

    Dear Lindsey: please get into porn so we can all enjoy those fun bags. And the legs. They'd look nice in the air.

    I'd say she's like an 8ish… boobs are too big for my liking, face is… alright could be better, but killer body and legs.

    And to the Tifa outfit: YES! Tifa-porn! lol

  • chrisdg74

    I'm going to go out on a limb and say her exercise routine does not include running/jogging. She'd have 2 black eyes and bruises around her stomach if it did.

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