Smooth Walmart moonwalker : theCHIVE

The smoothest Walmart shopper ever. (video)

July 26, 2010 | In: Funny, Video

Greenerblues

Holy Shit that was funny
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LOL
THAT WAS AWESOME
The Dude

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Cheez-Stick

That guy is my hero! The only thing that could have made that video better would have been if it was a hot chick doing the moon walking.
Avery Henderson

Only thing that could've made it better is if his kid was sitting in the cart.
Ronald

only thing that could've made it better is if he was shooting up the place as he moonwalked by….just saying…
Battle Angel

Only thing that could have made it better is if he was naked
first what?

how come posts with hot woman have ten times more comments than awesome post like this? not that I have a problem with woman, but is that the only reason most people come here?

mklane

Yes.

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Nicnac

that was too classy for Wal-Mart. Should have happened in Target.
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joemodda

LOL new standard for shopping
MIAMI

Was that Obama?
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Jon without the h

Excellent…the new definition of cool: Moonwalking through Wal-Mart. Awesome.
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wew! that was so cool
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Smooth criminal
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michael rawls

the real thing that would have made it funny is if he moonwalked behind the aisle, came back a round in front of the camra, MJ music staring to play and then dance his way to the check out line.
FireofHyperion

Even mundane showings of marginal skills, such as this, are considered stellar when placed among the social detritus known as the "wal-mart shopper". It was an impressively well executed moon walk but when coupled with the socially depraved audience in the foreground…it became spectacular!…still wish i could moon-walk…