Send this to your girlfriend and say, I told you so (16 photos)

  • Alate

    #14 is ooooh so very shopped

    • HellHath NoFury

      /troll/ Not necessarily. Even as little as 80 years ago, it was considered a shame to have a waist over 16 inches before childbirth, and 20 afterward. Your husband 'should' be able to 'span your waist with his hands.' Yeah. Thin and curvy is great, but that's just sick.

      • Alate

        yeah, and the record holders for the smallest waist are aproximately the same size as her..
        buuuut.. look at her right arm and the wall between her left arm and her waist, notice anything squiggly? the image was liquified, they made her waist thinner and then tried to re-straighten the wall and the arm

        • HellHathNoFury

          You win this time, common sense. *shakes fist*

        • Deeveeus

          Good eye sir!

      • bob

        yeh you're are just plain wrong

        • Shopper

          Is that lamp "S" shaped?

        • Zelithius

          Um, also the boobs look like plastic spheres…so yeah, a little shopping going on

    • Godzillaman

      Why the hell worry…. just look at those boobs!

  • HellHath NoFury

    5-is this multiple choice?

    • dw55

      no, it seems to be a multiple penetration

      • P-squeezy


    • C-dog

      5 had to have been written by a guy though…unless the girl has a dick…

      • CPO_Mendez

        Well it does look like a females hand writing, But I spose Strap-ons aren't out of the question…

  • dw55

    WTF is written all over this post

  • Clickawhat

    I need a girlfriend first. Way to rub it in, Chive :D…it's TOTALLY not that I can't get one, I'm just waiting for the right girl who gets me….I'm TOTALLY not weird and hard to relate to due to my social ackwardness and rudeness to strangers. TOTALLY

    • flenin

      i think you cant get one

      • Clickawhat

        Whaaaat ? What gave you that idea ?

    • MikeofLA

      Step 1: Get off the internet (of at least go to a dating site)
      Step 2: Find a girl that is attractive to you.
      Step 3: Say Hi.

      Go from there. Good luck.

      This all assumes you have proper hygiene.

  • MiPo_TheGoat

    10, nothing says I ❤ you like your girl saying im not pregnant through a pix message

    • fourTWOzero

      dear lord i hope that "heart" is drawn on!!!!!



    • workin_donkey

      Dude, not funny when poster really is first…even less funny when you're just being an ass.

  • DeMonikk1

    #2, I like where your head's at..

    • Buttercup

      #2 is…"What are you laughing at Bitch! You're just jealous no one's divin' into your goodies!"

  • Sean Butler

    #14 is shopped, just look at the door behind her to the right, nice and in focus above her, something wrong right next to her.

  • mattythegooch

    Sent # 5 to the wife………no response of yet!!!

    • HellHath NoFury

      she can't respond without her lawyer present.

      • Cudaman

        Either that, or she doesn't know how to reply to her husband wanting anal sex till it hurts?

        • HellHath NoFury

          three letter word, starts with a 'Y'.

          • admiralevident

            Yen? What do the Japanese have to do with this?

            • HellHath NoFury

              You'll soon find out.

  • Equalizer

    MOAR pics on #14!

    • Htownpunk

      Just make sure that they send the pictures to your private email address; I sure as shit don't want to see anymore of that one……gross!

  • MiPo_TheGoat

    After looking at this post again……Nope, I'm still saying WTF….I'll try again later…..

    2, you're doing it wrong dude….all kinds a wrong
    16, you scare the shit out of me…

    • Kjellupa

      You're not wrong

  • nick

    this is the guy, this guys chin looks like a……balls

  • john

    14 isn't shopped. its called a corset

    • Petrucci

      we all know what a corset is.. look at the first post and its replies… smartass

    • Allie

      I'm pretty sure 14 is shopped, look at her breasts, that's not what tits in a corset look like

  • Big G

    14 looks quality, any1 no the name

  • Lucas van der Geest

    I can't be 100% sure, but this may very well be in Indonesia, just outside Jakarta. I amaware that there is aplace like that, where young children collect plastic (mainly empty water bottle and cups) for a few bucks a day. Anyway, those kids smile, because they don't know any better. Later it will hit them that they don't stand a change to make it in life because when they were supposed to get education, they were picking plastic. It's really sad… (Lucas van der Geest, lived in Jakarta from 2006 – 2009. Then moved to China and now stays in Canada).

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