Hell hath no fury like a woman who wants her chicken McNuggets (Video)

Allegedly this whole altercation happened on New Year’s Eve last year when a drunken women became enraged when the McD’s cashier told her they were only serving breakfast at the time. Apparently, the blond woman really needed her chicken McNugget fix (true story) and when she couldn’t get it she lost her mind. And scene….

  • chrisdg74

    Everyone knows you go to Denny's, not McDonald's, when you have the drunk munchies.

    • wickedjack

      fuckin throw grease on her!!! you've got a giant vat of boiling grease right beside you!! grab a pitcher full and throw it in her face! that shit hurts, i should know.

    • MeLoveYouLongTime

      I go to Del Taco when the munchies call.

      • chrisdg74

        I would hit Taco Bell here, but they all close too early. Besides, there's nothing like steak and eggs at 4am after a long night of drinking.

  • nathan

    I love how the next car pulls up and shes just like "heres your mcmuffin sir"! like that shit didnt just happen

    • noe

      Holy Shit thats what i was thinking! fuking hilariuos!

    • Gordon of Hesselink

      now that's good service

    • Viper

      I know right! LOL. i was thinking the exact same thing. as they say, the show must go on. or in this case, the … serving of terrible food..

  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    Car #2…"here you go sir, here is your egg mcmuffin…have a great day" WTF..

  • B_from_Vancouver

    OMG LOL at the the car pulling up after and getting their food!!!! hahahaha

    • anon chiver

      what should he do? leave without the food he already paid for

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Gotten out and punched that bitch in the face.

  • http://twitter.com/nffcnnr @nffcnnr

    Tomorrow we will find out that this is just an elaborate hoax by TheChive.

    • chrisdg74

      Um no. It's been all over the national news.

      • Caca

        So has "Jenny" the HOPA…

        • chrisdg74

          Perhaps. But, I will say this is most likely not a hoax due to the fact that the drive-thru window was shattered and there more people involved, whereas "Jenny" involved only 1 person, with no violence.

          • Caca

            I don't know how to break it to you Mr. 74, but the man upstairs was just being your typical sarcastic and far from serious Chiver. And if he wasn't…. then he's an idiot.

            • northerner

              Well, it's not as if Chive never screwed with us before, ya know….really. I totally understand why he said what he did. Chive is, well, prone to screwing…I'm sure he knows it was all over the national media. He's just sayin'…

  • garp

    …alas, the decline of the western empires continues for another day

  • Langolier3000

    crazy bitch, she should have poured the boiling oil in her face… pow! a new super villain… Doubleface McNuggets

  • CaptainInsano

    This is why you always keep BBQ sauce in stock

  • ssss9999

    I wonder if the women feels embarrassed now. Probably not.

  • aosux

    I pee'd my pants a little when the next car pulled up and she handed him his order. HI-LARIOUS!

  • David

    this is the best hoax by thechive! i love you guys!

  • Garf

    That's HHNF? Pretty tame stuff for her…

    • anarcrust

      The booze was starting to wear off at this point, and the horse tranquilizers were kicking in.

      • sippinator94

        No, HHNF cannot get drunk, she said it here: http://thechive.com/2010/08/09/is-it-really-a-goo….

        I think she has celiac disease, it is a condition in which you cannot have gluten (wheat, rye, barley), probably the worst thing in the world. No bread, pizza, or beer. Am I right HHNF?

        • McBeastie

          I think HHNF should be more than a little scared that you can actually recall facts that she has revealed in previous posts…I know I would be.


          • sippinator94

            Its weird that I can recall stuff that happened yesterday? Just kidding, I just remember her saying she is allergic to beer, so I assumed she had Celiac also. No stalker.

    • kevguy

      HAHAHAHA perfect!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      To start my log, boring rant, I must say I was shocked as Luke when he found out about Darth when I saw the title of this post. Legos fell out of my pants.
      I wholeheartedly believe that the server should have face+windowframe this piece if trash. As Machiavelli said, 'If am injury must be done to a man, ensure it is so severe that his vengeance need not be feared.' This is one of those women in which the, 'don't hit girls' rule is not only void, but wrong.
      Also, I can have all the vodka and rum in the world *which may not, in retrospect, have been a good idea*, I just have an ingestive allergy to barley. Straight shots are good, I just don't get to the point where I am foolish enough to do/let someone do anything with my body, unlike this woman. I like to remember my nefarious dealings, mostly as evidence in court.
      And that is much less creepy than several Facebook requests I have gotten, followed shortly by proclamations of burning love and/or hatred. Hatred I can understand. I am fairly nerve-grating.

      • northerner

        Nerve-grating? Um…hadn't noticed….must be referring to an alternate personality…?

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          Yeah, the one I use when I'm awake.

          • HeartUnderTheRose

            You're only nerve-grated to those who have been made too stupid by today's society. Those of us who still retain intelligence find you a breath of fresh air in a world polluted with ignorance, shallowness, and blindness to that which is truly important.

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

              Likewise. You'll be receiving a ring in the mail, haha!

              • HeartUnderTheRose

                Only if it's attached to you! ❤ "It ain't easy being cheesy!"

      • madman

        Fuck sake.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          I actually love sake, it's made of rice.
          *next time, it's 'Fuck's sake'.

  • CMG

    I would have guessed meth was the drug of choice here

  • Kyle

    Yeah. Drugs are bad, kids.

  • Budday


  • docsully

    that's dedication to service right there, to get punched in the face and just keep on serving …. if civilians could get combat actin ribbons or purple hearts i think this chick would get both

  • northerner

    A sad confirmation of the devolution/degradation of a ONCE ordered and civil society. America was….

    • Kent

      Um, if you look at trends of the US the US has gotten progressively more ordered and civil.

      The difference now is media saturation. There are more cameras in the US to record shit, a more capability to spread the video.

      To think that either this is particular to the US as a country or it is rare in humans in general just shows your ignorance. First off, if this occurred in another country we'd have a far lesser chance of seeing it. Secondly, when it DOES occur in the other countries and is recorded, people do not make the grandiose political conclusions that you just made.

      People really have a completely different set of mental processes that dictate how they interpret what happens in the US, vs. any other country including their own if they are not Americans. If this happened in literally any other country on the face of this earth, people would not convince themselves that nationality was the reason it occurred. People only do that when it's the US.

  • ghostbooty

    I wonder if she came back later when they were serving McNuggets?

  • virginia

    What the heck happened to the sound?

  • bob

    i said extra fuckin’ mayo bitch… EXTRA!!!

  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    And after shes done with her 60 day sentence she will probably sue McD's for the employee pulling her hair….and probably win

  • is.

    ummm… the only thing that is any good at mcdonalds is mcgriddles… so she shouldnt be pissed, she should be happy

  • danieldickey

    I interviewed the drive thru attendant it was hilarious hahahahahah

  • dfasd

    Car #2. Here are your mc nuggets.

  • Ravyn

    Not a hoax unfortunately. Her passenger said in a news interview that she wishes people wouldn't judge her. She is not like that. The blonde says she doesn't remember it happening but excepts the video. She apparently suffers panic attacks.

    • sowasred2012

      Drunken panic attacks?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      Nothing a good whack can't fix. Infinitely more effective than disability checks and therapy.

    • Crystal

      Okay panic attacks do NOT make you do that.

      I wish people wouldn't try to blame all their misdeeds and drunken smashing of windows on things like panic disorder, because it just reinforces the negative stigma of common mental problems in the community.

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