So I went shopping for mail-order brides last night… (23 Photos)

The following girls are real Russian mail-order brides. As most of you know, I think mail-order brides are the cat's pajamas. Who would you add to cart?

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  • don

    nothing says 'buy me' like leopard print

  • halway

    #18 comes with some serious baggage

    • howdy

      you get one pretty woman with your order, but Wait!! call in the next fifteen minutes and you will receive a free child with your order just include shipping and handling.

  • dontmatter

    13….uh, no thanks
    18….not if the kid comes with
    19…..The EYES…..THE EYES!!!! ARgh!

    • MikeofLA

      Regarding 19. It's amazing what one can do in software.

    • Josh

      I think the kid is a beautiful as she is

  • garp

    …#3, I love a girl that looks hot while she's ripping a killer fart

    • Beau

      That wasn't the subwoofer making that rumbling noise…. EVACUATE!!!!

  • Phil

    My cart has 3 items which I'd like to test out before purchase…

  • http://asshole.com ASShole

    #17? HTF did they get that american trophy in Russia? Damn spies.

    • top dog

      Thats not in Russia, thats farm town USA.

  • CMG

    I'll take a 4 & 11 😀

  • b-money

    give me 20

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1379875532 Lisa Martin

    19 needs serious eyebrow intervention…wow.

    The other thing that strikes me is the shoes! Some of those shoes…oh man. Killer.

    John…you have good hobbies. 😉 Here's hoping Andrew chokes on them. LOL

  • Boooger

    Can I do rent to own on #11?

  • MiPo_TheGoaT

    14 and 20, please and thank you!!!

  • Randy

    11
    but since she's probably already spoken for…
    2

  • chrisdg74

    Is there a volume discount? I'd like a few of these ladies.

  • LawChive

    12
    none other.
    just 12

  • aosux

    The 1st chick looks a little young.

  • DaddyD

    1, 7, 16, 23 in that order. No, wait. 7, 1, 16, 23. Or maybe 23, 7, 1, 16.
    Heck, who cares. Russian women are mostly quite horny, and based on my limited sample of 4, they are all shaved. They also prefer older men which is really, really good for an old fart like me.

    • Urewelcome

      Sorry to hear that, but it will grow back

  • Adrian

    and that's how russian spy's enter America

    • Kent

      No, that's how Americans 'enter' Russian spies.

      • Ben

        No, that is the soviet way of Russian spies entering America, therefore it is wrong.

  • Horatio

    I'm a big fan of 10… but that's just me.

  • bob

    2 and 7

  • Pat

    # 9 FTW!!!!!!!!!!

  • Whinin' Chiver

    #5 & 9 add to cart, and while I'm at it the car in #17.

    • its_forge

      That car comes with a free mullet haircut and a wallet on a chain.

      • Whinin' Chiver

        How'd you know what I looked like back in the 80's? Did we go to the same school or same metal concerts?

        • its_forge

          Hehe, that is what *every* guy I knew who drove a car like that had, a mullet and a wallet on a chain. Every one of 'em!! Me, I had a 6-cylinder '72 Nova and *still* got offers from chicks, so I wasn't complaining much.

          • Whinin' Chiver

            Had a '78 Pontiac Firebird, a mullet, but no wallet on a chain. Only had one chick the whole time. Now a big truck and a flat top.

  • thetech2

    theres def a few I would add to cart but what sthe return policy ? is it satisfaction guaranteed /?

  • meh

    How much is shipping for #7?

  • its_forge

    I'll 'ave the lot, wash them and bring them to me. Well except 19 and 21, they're just… not my type, sorry.

  • FRANKEBOZO

    #13 you gonna git sand in yo tutu mamma!

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