Imagine waking up next to this (27 Photos)

  • keithp420

    how the fuck do their eyes get bigger? injecting them with LSD?

    • vrmnmrk

      Special contact lenses only available in China, Japan etc (or on the internet). Western countries won't approve them for sale as prolonged usage can lead to eye infections and even blindness! YEY!

      • keithp420

        i figured as much, we Americans never get anything fun!

    • Terry Burke

      its a conact lens that you can buy on line but they are extremely dangerous cuz they aren't made like contacts from the eye doctor

      • HellHath NoFury

        And they put so much eye makeup on, that it gets in the contacts and gives them pinkeye. It's very gross. My Korean friend's sister does it all the time and has ruined her eyes just to impress boys.

        • hmm

          No boys get impressed I bet

        • joker

          pinkeye, rofl

    • chelle

      They glue their eyelids.

    • BKKJay

      Most of the pics are from Thailand. They have this infatuation with looking like the characters out of anime with the big eyes, so there is a huge market for contact lenses that make the eyes look bigger. They also are obsessed with looking as white/European as they can, so they also will get blue contacts and such as well

    • KCB

      Circle lenses that make their irises look bigger. They're quite the fad in asia right now but they are very bad for your eyes. :/

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  • mytaile

    remember that movie coyote ugly? the part where they explain what coyote ugly actually is? kinda like that

  • Tagz

    Why are they all Asian?

    • The Real D. Nozzle


      • Cristi Palincas

        In non-Asians, the difference isn't that scary 😀

        • NTFW

          seriously, there are way worse examples 🙂

    • needsavacation

      Probably coz Asian chicks like to post this stuff up to show people how to get the look, etc. non-asian chicks don't like to show what they look like without makeup period. Go to Vegas – guaranteed any attractive girl you see there probably looks like crap in the morning.

    • HellHath NoFury

      Because they were born in Asia.

    • who cares

      its just one girl

  • paker


  • CaptInsano

    Imagine sometimes waking up next to a completely different person!

    • fuzzybeard2016

      BT;DT *shudder*

      • top dog

        As long as it's a human female I'd still get a hard on…ready for some early morning delight. Try it sometime, you'd be surprised.

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  • McBeastie

    Probably better than waking up next to your shallow, racist asses Chive.

    • Nateb123

      ^Asian girl

      • McBeastie

        Nope, but married to one and she's awesome.



    • Justin Hall

      Is it just me or is it highly ironic that someone with a name of "FORWARDTHINKING" would be a racist retard?



        • McBeastie

          And he's only stating the obvious that only a racist retard would think that they all look the same…because they don't.

    • tom

      lol he said sorry.. but they do hahahaha

  • dumdum

    The eyes aren't makeup, its an eye surgery to change the shape of the skin around them.

    • neutral

      The eyes are contact lenses & the eyelids are glued. You can't get surgery and have it heal in less that a day

  • meatball

    Make up or make believe? Oh and it's not like the majority of girls out there aren't wearing the stuff. When are they going to start making photoshop in the bottle?

    • fuzzybeard2016

      Max Factor – founded in 1909.

  • CaptainJiggles

    Moral: Get a good haircut and smile.

  • FartFace

    uh.. 14 and 22 are wicked hot before AND after.

  • Merovingian

    3, 9, 19 are fine anyway.

    • mikethecarpenter

      10 and 17 seem fine…

  • aaa

    They're all good bukakke targets, nothing more.

  • James17930

    #20 literally scares the life out of me. We're talking bad-horror-movie-leprechaun here.

  • @nffcnnr

    i suspect this to be a hoax.

  • Maddog

    Silly, Gabriel. Japanese people don't have souls!

  • tommybhoy

    When you wake up…keep looking at the ceiling-get out of bed-grab clothes and run without even looking back at her.

    What you cant see cant hurt you

    • McBeastie

      Dude, we can all see your profile pic, so…"pot calling kettle black" immediately springs to mind.

    • Scotty b

      So true man. I woke up in some japanese rec room, And they would not. Stop Screaming!

  • Pap Smear Ribbon

    Amazing how one asian chick can look so different! Huh? Oh, that's more than one asian chick?! My bad!

    • neutral

      Oh hey Pap Smear, wow you must be right- all those blond white chicks with the shovels of makeup look exactly the same after they take that off. only the asian chicks look different with makeup.

  • petwookiee

    Those Asian make-up artists got some mad skills!

  • carmella

    Fucking Asian bitches….

  • Equalizer

    Change Title: Before and After Alcohol!

  • ericvdm

    its the same person over and over. they all look the same

  • The Pradz

    Ohhhh Herrrrrrrrro Frann!

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