Chivers, what’s the worst movie you’ve ever seen? *Session Closed* (100 Photos)

Alright Chivers, you're bored out of your mind at work/class so let's have some fun. Send us a photo of the last movie you walked out on. We get hundreds of emails with these little science experiments so be creative! Feel free to add your thoughts on why the film was so horrible to your photo.
Use our handy-dandy submit page or send photos to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com. Bob and I are standing by. Get a movin', do it for your country!

Chive On!

John n' Bob

UPDATE: Session Closed! Thanks to all the Chivers who participated today. Check in next Wednesday, same bat time, same bat channel.

  • Jessica

    The Mist's ending was absolutely horrible. ughh made me sick leaving the theater…

    • Dan

      The story didn't have an ending. It's kind of refreshing though to have a really horrible ending like that. It sticks with you.

    • WonderWhy

      It was horrible, but memorable. I still think of it from time to time.

    • yepANDnope

      Although they are terrible films, aLOT of these were actually pretty damn entertaining. A few didn't deserve to make the list at all.

      • anarcrust

        Agreed. A couple of these are my favorite films. Movies like wristcutters really only appeal to people who can appreciate subtle humor and arthouse films. I think 71 pretty much summed up the worst movies. Ever. Fucking. Made.

    • eri

      fuck u

    • anon

      best ending ever, only thing that made the movie worth watching after the terrible acting and idiocy.

  • BigDingo

    Dragonball evolution is being sent in right now…

  • stafferty

    Thumbs up if you think the majority of these will be horror movie sequels

  • TonyRandall

    SO WHAT IS 23!?!?!?!

    • Scott

      Island of Dr Moreau I believe

      • john

        22 is the island of dr moreau 23 is the ruins

  • Chris

    chuck norris is going to kick ur ass….

  • H^S

    90% of the movies that come out are total shit. I hope you have a lot of image storage space, The Chive. Maybe, your favorite movie would make more sense?

    • Beltes

      But you have to admit, The Adventures of Pluto Nash makes some of these comparable to Shakespeare…

  • karli

    #9 has got to be one of my most favorite movies,,, ever! no lies.

    • aosux

      The dishes are done, man…Hahhahaha

    • doe

      Agreed. Shocked and saddened to see it on here.

      • john

        disheartened by many on this list however if these are the worst i'm severely jealous I love many of these movies

  • LittleEarlyPearly

    Really #2? Nightmare Before Christmas was the worst movie you've ever seen?

  • ericvdm

    Pirates 3 ruined the whole series. the second i didnt think was horrible, but not as good as the first

  • Brah

    What movie is number 9 from? I recognize it, but I can't place the title.

    • furthy

      Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead

      • Brah

        Ah, thank you. I haven't seen that movie since elementary school.

  • norris

    sidekicks was fantastic

  • Jon


    • Billy

      Boondocks Saints doesnt belong in this list either

      • kashakesh

        yeah – but that's boondock saits 2 – they actually came out with it and as most 2nd movies go, it probably tends to suck testes…

  • DzK0

    #2 and #4 are just iconoclastic douches

  • Dan

    I got depressed when I saw Sidekicks up there.

  • rider

    gobble gobble motherfucker!

  • jeff

    freddy got fingered, fear and loathing, and nightmare before christmas do not belong here!

    • atom

      amen to that brotha, fear and loathing is one of my favorite j. deep roles

      • furthy

        Yeah, WTF to #31?!?!!?!

        • (W)

          freddy got fingered if you like that you must be retarded

          • BabyMistakes

            Freddy got Fingered was an exercise in ridiculousness. And it was beautiful. I have nothing but respect for Tom Green. Comedic genius. And Fear and Loathing, well, that was just perfectly executed. Honestly, I would love to hear the argument that Fear and Loathing is a bad movie. What do you got?

            • dutchielover

              Fear and Loathing is genius, whoever put that up is a SQUARE!

              • Ryan

                Yeah whoever Put Fear and Loathing up there needs to have there head examined. And Freddy Got Fingered is definitely low brow but that movies is Genius.

  • BPoy

    WRONG!!! Quigly Down Under was LEGIT!!!

  • Greg

    I think everyone is expecting Transformers 2 to be on this list

  • aosux

    Who the hell sent in Fear and Loathing…? You should be castrated.

    • saneiesimdinminti

      you`re right ! maybe someone was terribly stoned .

    • MiPo_TheGoaT

      Look…there's two woman fucking a polar bear

      • Zach


    • Zach

      Well said. Best Johnny Depp role ever


      fear and loathing is ill, whoever put that up is a square. CLEAN YOUR SHORTS GODDAMMIT!

    • hasken

      use a branding iron.

      love this movie but where the buffalo roam is still better

      • theeemightybuck

        bill morther fucking murray

    • Head Chef

      Hey honkies. You folks wanna buy some heroin?

      x2 on what aosux said.

    • NotCool

      Fear and Loathing is probably the shittiest, most poorly thought out, pointless movie I've ever seen. If I want to see freaks tripping on drugs and doing little else, I'll go to Burning Man.

  • Spoon

    Lol. I submitted #33

    • Astronaut Mike Dexter

      the only way i could watch was while i was high and then i had to take breaks at that

  • jonnyknuts

    sidekicks sucked, thats why I posted it.

  • Kenny

    Nightmare Before Christmas is awesome. Whoever posted is a HPOS (Hot Piece of Shit)

    • Son of Dad

      I think you mean a HOPS.

    • Da Cuntstabber

      It fucking sucks!!!!

    • Dave

      Agreed! I stopped looking once I saw that on there, and it's #2

  • Teo

    I see "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" and "Kung Pow" in here… this list is invalid. Seriously guys?

    • acefondu

      Kung Pow still makes me laugh if I just think about any number of scenes in it.

  • Dan

    The only good thing about Cabin Fever was the topless brunette chick.

    • P-90

      Cerina Vincent.

  • askfdjhyrqwiyr k

    How dare someone poop all over "Thankskilling"!
    First off, first scene…BOOBS!
    Second, a chick gets banged by the turkey without realizing it.
    Third, greatest line ever, "You got stuffed, bitch!"

    It may not be a classic like "Teeth", but it's great nonetheless.

    • Black6dog

      THANK YOU!!!!!! I'm just glad someone else has seen Teeth!!! Netflix???

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