Took a wrong turn at Tijuana, ended up on Brazilian Facebook (33 Photos)

  • chrisdg74

    Must get on first flight to Brazil.

    • Lev

      And chase #19 through the forest with a hatchet.

    • MiPo_TheGoaT

      Once there, play into their vanity….very big on their vanity…..(I may or may not be married to one) Also get them to lose their shit!!! Very funny when there pissed!!!

      • HellHath NoFury

        Their vanity? Aren't their vanities covered in lights and full of makeup? Sounds like a great time! Pics, please!

        • MiPo_TheGoaT

          well, if you really wants pics of my vanity……it is full of makeup and other pink shit since i only produce little estrogen filled maniacs….or do you want pics of the eastern European wife?? She might get pissed though and start yelling at me in Portuguese(which is hilarious because i can't understand a damn thing she says)

    • w/eeeee

      i trully though you were gonna say "must… not…… fap….XD

      • chrisdg74

        It was way too late to say that. A fap a day keeps the prostate cancer away.

  • nathan

    pic #1 furthest to the right FTW

  • douche

    i want to go there

  • Danny P

    I love their wax.

  • king

    i don't think you made a wrong turn seems pretty right to me

  • ROK

    why are there no uggos there? a congressional investigation must be made – i volunteer to head up this important study.

    • DaddyD

      Lots of uggos there. Just no one is taking photos of them.

    • Dex

      Your observation is relevant to my interests. I can get you government subsidies to carry out your investigation.

  • pimp

    OMG cant work with a boner

    • HellHath NoFury

      You might want to check your job description….

  • Nick

    Lard Tunderin Jesis!

  • Juiol

    Ah Brazil. The kingdom of low self-esteem chicks.

  • bowhuntpa


  • robsterling

    The girls in #28 have the Chinese disease "Too Yung." One of those 14-year-olds has braces for Pete's sake!


    • carioca

      in brazil it's not uncommon to live with your parents until your mid to late 20's. also, they usually don't get braces until their 20's or 30's because they can't afford them before then.

      • HellHath NoFury

        People act as if they've never known an adult with bad teeth.

        • Carl R. Evans

          I had Adult Braces, thanks for bring up that painful memory. Next you can give me a paper cut and pour lemon juice in it.

          • HellHath NoFury

            I was thinking hangnail+vinegar

  • Bud Ugly

    #3 – Chick furthest to the right has the most receded hairline I've ever seen.

    Oh, and #12 — I'd bang any and all of them without even looking at their faces first.

    • Carl R. Evans

      Bet the ladies love you.



  • jeff

    i don't think #28 is age appropriate… the one on the left has braces.

    • Erik

      Yea, 28 is total jail-bait lol

    • HellHath NoFury

      No one has heard of adults paying for their own braces with their own money?

  • order_66

    fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

  • tommybhoy

    I am DEFINITELY living in the wrong country!!!!

  • 76United

    O Cu Bonito

  • DaddyD

    Because the most beautiful girls will only sleep with the best players.

  • Daemian

    17 is a bit of a butterface, but
    I'd take a HUGE helpin' of 32!!!

    • boop

      32 isn't brasilian…. name is Mina Stefan. Google that shit!

  • DeMonikk1

    I want one…except for #17…

  • Skedaddle to Seattle

    This is an all-win, all-the-time post! #5, 6, 7, 21 and 33 are simply beggin' to have dem asses spanked. Let's redden dem cheeksB)

  • MiPo_TheGoaT


  • MigraineBoy

    I was born in the wrong fucking country…

  • Gordon of Hesselink

    Venezuelan girls are hotter than brazilian girls. Brazilian are just hotter

    • Libertariandude

      eh, what??



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