Your dress is so tight even I’m gasping for breath (33 Photos)

  • andy

    the ass on #2 is the best and worst thing about her

    • Kaiwatha

      #2 is a prostitute (i think her name is zahia dehar or something) that slept with loads of french soccer players.. the whole affair was revealed just before the soccer world cup and was a big deal here…

      • jhfkjg

        and she was 16

    • Sirgallahad

      It's unfortunate that such a gorgeous woman is contaminated with the Ed Hardy virus.

    • Jezza67

      Cigarettes, an automatic fail.

  • Brad

    #20 is a porn star, Ashlyn Rae

    • Greg

      #19, not #20.

  • Dustin

    Is it just me or does the chive crank it up a notch on fridays?

    • Hooy

      Its Thursday

  • Mark

    I'd kitchen-table-hate-fuck 33

    • Mike Ockslong

      i like the way you think…how about we Eiffel Tower hate fuck her? hahaha

  • chrisdg74

    Ladies, you'd feel so much better if you took those dresses off. Preferably in my bedroom.

  • stafferty

    I am so happy I have a penis and never have to subject myself to wearing something as masochistic as these, but instead I can merely sit back and suicide wank to the view.

    • chrisdg74

      Your mom was telling me last night about that. Had one go awry?
      Sorry, couldn't resist.

      • stafferty

        What can I say, its a lot tougher in a studio apartment

  • stefanhartman

    Pretty sure 21 is contemplating shoving those beads up her ass…

    • rwthrt

      You sir win the comment of the day award

  • Randy


    • Homesteader

      …I think you got a thumbs down because it's supposed to be "MOAR"… You need to stay in more.

  • MiPo

    9, is the cutest thing i've seen this week

    • Pen


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  • chrisdg74

    Panty/beaver shot in #12. Fap..fap.

  • MiPo1977

    6, those curves require an off-road suspension package and a locking rear diff
    12, nothing says classy like a leather skirt and a cheap hotel room
    21, Is that Winnie
    22, pretty sure it has a cock
    33, yes, yes it does

  • icup

    gentlemen prefer 6

  • vince

    Swear to God, I'd leave my wife, and run away with #11 or #17 and never be seen or heard from again…

    • To0dles

      i gotsta agree 110% with you on this one!! add number 27 to that ad it would be heaven….

  • Brad

    #27 – smoker with a duckface? Euww!
    #32 – ruined by duckface
    #9, #17, #21 – yummy!
    #28 – lovely legs!

    • jhfkjg

      Do you know what duckface is?

      • Rej

        I don't think he does…

  • IDST

    Moar on 17!!


    I will now spend the rest of my workday staring at #6!!!!

  • man man

    Umm…..13 FTW!

  • SweetAwesomeness

    i see nothing wrong at all with this fashion trend….ladies please continue…

  • P-90

    #1, 3, 6, 14 and 32 (Which never gets old) are my faves.

  • Paul

    These bitches are now my lotto numbers.

  • king

    tight dresses…… tight ass….. better destruction yeahhh!!!!!!!

  • OneClownShoe

    This was just beautiful! Thank you, Chive!!

  • Pat

    # 17 FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Maynard B.

    3 and 17, let me tag each one a couple of times and I could die a happy man.

    • tauqeer

      related searches

  • hamster huey

    I thought thechive had a strict "fuck ed hardy" policy.
    Admittedly, this is the first and last ed hardy thing that ever look good on anyone. Congrats

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