Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (32 Photos)

  • ikindalikeapples

    i wish i was cool enough to carry monkeys around in my hair

  • gator

    #9 is mighty fine!

    • P-90


  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    Who sent in 22? In all seriousness, last week on Bainbridge Island, Wa, a man with a marmoset on his shoulder tresspassed on some dude's property and stole a bunch of stuff.

    • Jarod

      Its the internet bitch… noone cares. Maybe you could hire that hardy boys?
      get your nose fixed and go away you clown.

      • Beltes

        Wow – too much caffeine there, Jarod?

        • northerner

          Yep, haters gonna hate. Can't help themselves…

      • Bob Loblaw

        WTF? Why all the anger? Are you implying that a crime committed with a marmoset is not a big deal? Ridiculous.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          Marmoset crime is a serious problem. They come here not knowing anyone or the culture and form dangerous gangs, conniving their way into households and hearts with their cuteness, then abusing those who love them.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Newsflash: Accoring to Jarod, real life and the internet do not coincide.
        Try me one-on-one, you coward. I'll give you a free nose job.

        • Bob Loblaw

          Is that anything like a ZJ?

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

            "If you have to ask, you can't afford it"

        • Jarod

          Wouldn't be but a ferry ride bitch.

          • Beau_INAF

            You want to rethink what you're saying, Jarod. It's not going to be pretty.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            So I take it that was you with the marmoset.
            Are you, by chance, on meth? Ignorance and aggression often coincide.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            PS-getting your ass kicked single-handedly by a woman would not be something to brag to the boys about.

        • UpOnTheRoof

          You'll give him a free nose job AND steal all his double cheeseburgers! Isn't that right hamburglar?

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        Are you a total dick, by any chance?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1683323865 Fehmi Qerimi

      how is it that you take everything on site this website SOO seriously. i didn't think it was possible that someone could be so mad at the internet like you. especially on a website like this

    • Bobba Fett

      I think the real question should be how someone got a marmoset on a ferry in the middle of downtown Seattle. This is the fault of the Port of Seattle not having more strict guide lines on the transport of humans on marmoset butts.

      • Fibonacci5150

        marmoset….. are you guys talking about the "mamacita" in #29???!!?? thanks for letting me know she was smuggled into Seattle, I'll be there soon with my Pedobear costume. Its not a crime if she's beautiful and in a dangerous gang, man I'ma get shot for this huba huba

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

    #1 I dunno, they look pretty white to me.

    • Fishy

      Good one. Not only are they not brothers but the kid on the ground is about to be a sister.

  • brady

    THANK YOU JOSH!!!!! u r awesome!!!!

  • chrisdg74

    9-Gonna need a frontal view to fully judge Chive-worthiness.

    • Gibby

      Youre creepy…

  • chrisdg74

    20 – Damn, I need to go back there. 6 years is way too long.

    • http://twitter.com/MiPo1977 @MiPo1977

      Indeed, St Thomas was a good…Im going on about a decade now

    • RiHugh

      Is it really like that or is some guy standing there charging you $50 an hour to lay in that picturesque hammock while 10 other people wait in line to do the same? Seems too good to be true? Not being a wise ass, I'm generally curious.

      • chrisdg74

        If you can get away from the "touristy" spots, yes – it's exactly like that.

    • Kyle

      I'm so jealous of Martin, it's hard to express in words.

  • greg_wire

    #28 seriously made my brain hurt. owwwwww

  • http://tinyurl.com/cynosurium AJR

    #31 – My head just exploded.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/eliteskater08 Skittlefucker

    #13: So, about 17 years ago I had a physical relationship with a bag of Skittles, it was rather short due to my moving around so much. I heard recently from a friend of a friend that she had a baby girl roughly 9 months later but I was never informed that I had a child. Long story short, #13… you have my nose and your mother's eyes. If you're looking for your father, just ask your mom. She knows how to contact me and I'm willing to do the right thing by raising you, or at least providing child support.

    • http://twitter.com/MiPo1977 @MiPo1977

      Bullshit, you just want to taste the rainbow

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

        I wonder how many times Jesse James heard that when he was fucking that chick Skittles Valentine.

        • http://twitter.com/MiPo1977 @MiPo1977

          I, for one would rather have at it with a bag of Skittles of Ms Valentine

    • sloppy

      She comes in colors…

  • drewscriver

    More of 13!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/schizoronialfredo Nathaniel Patrick Fancypants

    7 – Good thing he's not your English professor.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    28-You're either smart or pretty.
    *waits for onslaught of poorly-formed insults*

    • Bob Loblaw

      you are either smart or pretty.

    • fasterthanu

      You're neither.

      Thing is, you expect people to not give a shit about what you write, yet here you are everyday attempting the same whimsical crap you can't pull off.

      – fasterthanu

      • Bob Loblaw

        Using the term whimsical = gay.

        • fasterthanu

          Good one.

          • Bob Loblaw

            I guess we can't all come up with genius like "I like to drink, fuck, get paid, and get high."


            • fasterthanu

              haha obviously not ya clown

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        And yet here you are, every day, responding. And every day, I get multiple friend requests from men who insult me here and send me dick pics on Facebook. Reminds me of the husband who would treat his wife like shit in front of his friends and apologize later.

        • Beldar

          Back to the original statement. I think she's pretty.

        • fasterthanu

          I'm pretty sure am not here responding to you everyday lol

          Get over yourself.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            I like your self-pwn there.

    • http://twitter.com/MiPo1977 @MiPo1977

      HHNF, I can hear the trolls gathering from here…Why did you bait them??

      • DaddyD

        I hope she never stops. I enjoy their idiocy.

        • northerner

          Agreed. I think she enjoys throwing the challenge out there knowing its "sharks to blood". Guaranteed to bring them out of every nook and cranny. They're so predictable just like Old Faithful. And amusing, I'm sure. And as easy as shooting fish in a barrel. You'd think they'd catch on.

      • P-90

        Ha…you said 'bait'

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=609720212 Tony Miteff

      gotta disagree with ya on this one. you're both

      • Fishy

        I must say I would not read the comments if not for Kjell and HHNF.

  • Woah

    23 – Maybe the most seductive and sexy look I've ever seen ❤

  • Cog

    #29 – Can we please get some more of this?

    • JPC

      Looks like an American Apparel photo shoot to me, though I'm probably wrong

    • Bob

      Not sure who she posed for in the shoot but I do know that she proceeds to get NEKKED after those shots. Probably MET or similar.

  • aosux

    "Hi, I'm Morgan Freeman. I was paid to read this cue card to you because people like my voice. Have a good weekend."

  • MPMoore

    Natalie Portman made this thread the best of the day.

  • equalizermax

    #1 – I bet the one whose taking that picture is their Dad…

  • http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

    theChive must find 23 and 29 ASAP

    • defrostynating

      23 is Kyla Cole, real name Martina Jacová. and I am loving the shit out of TinEye addon.
      naked boobies version of the pic is posted as reply on Woah's post a few comments up.

    • jallaman

      29 is Demi B from met

  • man man

    Ummmmmmmmmmmm #9 FTW, no questions asked!

  • Speedy

    29 is just jammed packed with nothing but WIN!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/MiPo1977 @MiPo1977

    Any pic of Natalie Portman is a good one…Whether it be sideboob or not…P.S if you haven't seen the movie "Closer" do yourself a favor and add it to the top spot on your Netflix Cue…Ms Portman does not disapoint

  • Kawz

    Natalie Portman: definitely giving Anne Hathaway a run for her money.

    And, #15, generally giving hot women everywhere a run for their's as well.

    • Kawz

      Theirs, rather.

    • Shopper

      Portman all the way. But then again Hathaway likes it in the pooper.

      • Kawz

        Does she? Is this something she's confessed firsthand? In all seriousness, has she? Because, that would be hilarious.

  • bubblerider86

    my only questipn: why is that toilet wearing a sweater??
    —found some new places id like to go and things id like to try!! 🙂

    • http://twitter.com/MiPo1977 @MiPo1977

      Porcelain gets cold

  • hamster huey

    29: the only person ever to have looked good in spandex

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