The Chivette Halloween Costume Contest!

0 0

chive hallow The Chivette Halloween Costume Contest!

Next MONDAY, theCHIVE is sponsoring our first annual scary sexy Chivette Halloween contest. First Place takes home $200, Second Place $100, Third Place: A set of Ginsu steak knives (lol).
We’ll take the top 15-20 submissions and our users will vote on the winner. Submissions must be received by Monday Morning at noon EST. The winner will be announced Tuesday Nov. 2nd (the deadline has been updated btw)

The Rules:
1. Get sexy
2. Submit your photos using our upload page or thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com.
3. All submissions must be received by 12:00 pm EST on Friday October 29th.
(Hint: If you have ‘Hi Chive’ written on your hand/other part-of-body, your chances increase dramatically)

GUYS: If you have a scorching hot girlfriend and you convince her to submit, be sure she mentions you in her submission. If she wins, you will receive a $50 bonus from theCHIVE.

0 0
  • cindy

    I will play this game, and play to win ;)

    • Paco

      I hope that you are a woman

      • Justin Hall

        Not sure, Cindy sounds like a dude's name.

        • BloodScrubber

          Plus, I've never heard of a little ghost named….Dick.

  • rebecca

    screw the money, i want the ginsu knives

  • Brand_n

    This will combine my two favourite past times quite effectively: voting and masturbation.

    • Jay

      Funniest comment ever

  • Walla

    Awesome idea Chive! Girls show us what you got!

  • randomdreamr

    A sexy Chivette Halloween contest is a WIN by itself

  • AnotherAnon

    I love you Chive

  • jacquiealjarqawi

    Woohoo! I love Halloween.

  • Darksoul

    Oh yes Halloween, Night of the "not interested/my costume is too expensive" sluts

    • guz

      Way to piss on my parade mate.

    • Wawan

      Maybe 2 or 3 of these are not posed models. Even the Cubs can get hot chciks to pose for them for enough $$$$$. I’m just praying that braindead Harry Carey is still dead. He was a total fucking idiotic moron. The fool couldn’t call a taxi let alone a baseball game. As evidenced by how excited he got over a “Double Play Ball” when there were already 2 outs. He would say there’s John Krucks instead of Kruk, spelled backwards it’s kurx, no idiot, pronounced backwards it’s kurk, spelled backwards it’s K URK. When he sang Take Me out To The Ballgame he’d screw that up by saying take me out to the crowd, it’s take me out WITH the crowd and it isn’t Cracker Jacks, it’s Cracker Jack. But the you have to consider it’s a brain damaged Chicago Puke talking here. You assholes win one super bowl 26 years ago get fucking over it. And get out of Arizona you Mid-West scum bag fags. Buck.

    • Markus

      Hilarious! I love the flourishy sig. I think it’s so cute that she was thikning of you. I think she just wanted an excuse to talk to her Mama. .-= Heather Kephart s last blog .. =-.[]Twitter: Reply:October 29th, 2009 at 12:57 pmAmanda created the signature a few years ago. Cool2heme means something, but I have forgotten what. Her friend Emily came up with it. She would never admit she just wanted to talk to me. []

  • Sauru

    looking at you HHNF

    • guz

      And HUTR!

    • HellHath NoFury

      I do not dress like a whore. I refuse to dress myself like a brainless slut that can be bought for a few drinks.
      *hatred ensues*

      • james

        and she wonders why she's doesn't feature in sexy chivers

        • HellHath NoFury

          I know you're used to low-class, but many women are sexier with nice clothes on.

          • james

            many are indeed, with clothes or not, unfortunately not all^^^

      • vince

        What about dressing like a Professor of Astrophysics that just happens to like dirty, filthy, sweaty sex in public places? ;)

  • mattythegooch

    Done AND Done!!!

  • DJwillflo

    Awesome ^_^ good thing I’m being a dominatrix.

  • SamSJester

    Third place is you're fired.

  • Nathaniel Patrick Fancypants

    First place to the C-cup with a costume composed of a sliced-up leotard and a Marvel logo thrown in as an afterthought, second place to the B-cup sideboob of Lara Croft impersonator #18743935, and third place to the C-cup with a costume as a stripper holding a sign that said "Hi chive, I just got home from work and didn't have anything for a costume." That's my bet.

  • DJwillflo

    Why cant it be on Monday? Not everyone dresses up 2 days before Halloween…

    • Beau

      That would make too much sense. Voting on Monday, pictures sent in from the Sunday night parties, winner announced on Tuesday.

    • John

      Agreed. good suggestion. The post has been updated and dates changed.

      • BloodScrubber

        Have to allow for recouperation and liquid replacement time. :)

  • Hero's comeback

    Can't f-ing wait for this!

    • Adrian

      Snopes is full of shit. That IS Obama’s communist whore heotmr. Frank Marshall Davis published a book of pretty sick pornography, by the way. Obama himself is a piece of shit and not even eligible to be president.

  • northerner

    Sounds very promising. Just make sure that you have, as a lovely lass posted in her outstanding picture last week, "more heels and legs". So please, Chive, see that there are lots of lovely, long legs with towering heels and lots of lovely fannies suitably bared as necessary. Oh, and see if you can get by with minimal huge boobs entries. Those poor girls always look like they will fall on their heads at the slightest gust of wind. IMHO, of course.

  • bubblerider86

    I think i've got this Halloween thing figured out:

    Girls- slutty/sexy ____ or underwear and wings
    Guys- funny___/macho___ or giant penis
    Justin Bieber- ???? o.0

    Damn, back to the drawing board

blog comments powered by Disqus