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Tomorrow, I’ll be posting a special Christmas ‘Sexy Chivers’ but I can’t do it without the help of our awesome Chivettes! All past Chivettes are welcome to participate this time! All you have to do is wear red – I don’t care if it’s a red bow in your hair – and snap a quick photo. Then use our handy-dandy upload page to submit your photo.
If you just want to go ‘regular’ that’s fine too. Be sure to write ‘Hi Chive’ on a sign/your hand. Christmas signs will get preference of course. Get movin’ Chivettes. Show off your Christmas… spirit. Do it for your country! Do it for Christmas.
Chive On,
John n’ Leo
what, no mc firsty douche bags in here yet?
Just you
oh yeah, i wanna see some skin tomorrow ladies!
You'll have to wait til friday, bro
I think what John and Leo meant to say was:
"All you have to do is wear red – I don’t care if it’s JUST a red bow in your hair – and snap a quick photo."
This girl looks familiar to me, did she go to high school in Iowa?
The less "wrapping" the better ladies.
Shoot, I submitted the wife's picture this week (with her knowledge) before I realized it was a Christmas edition. Hopefully there are a few regular ones in there as well.
Yes this Friday. Try not to get to drunk that you forget to post again.
the girl on the post either has a really small hand or huge head
Bonus points for a.. theChive ornament hanging on your tree.
That girl is FUGLY, sorry.
Im kind of wandering if he/she is pre or post-op…
i agree with big steven ever since they got the new guy the beer googles are going on..
where are they finding these butterfaces?
lame as sed pictures of a random eunich like gamer girl we waited all day..?
i give up time to find the next best thing..
Anyone submitting photos to Us also agrees to name their first born son, or daughter, Leo and second born child, John. If you stop reproducing after the first child, you must agree to acquire a Panda Bear from China and name it John.
Rober Media not only owns the rights to any photos you upload, but also owns the rights to your mom. Should We wish to exercise this option, you agree to surrender your mom, and any claim you or your family may have on her, within 5 (five) working days of receiving written notification from Rober Media. In the event your dad or your mom's parent(s) intervene and claim joint-ownership of your mom, Rober Media reserves the right to bitch slap them and give all parties Justin Beiber haircuts. If, upon receiving your mom, she attempts to leave theChive's kitchen, where she belongs, she too will be given a Justin Beiber haircut.
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