If you’re like me you need your coffee and “Awesome” every morning before work (30 Photos)

  • Butler

    The wookie Goldberg looks too fitting

  • Stupendous

    #30 is a win! 😛

    • Optimus Subprime

      so simple, yet so Win.

  • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

    4 star wars things in one post? that is awesome!

  • tommybhoy

    #29 No need for photoshop in this pic

  • JPC

    Ok, how many times are you going to post #10? I'm pretty sure I've seen that one here at least 4 times in the past week or so. We get it – Justin Bieber sucks. We all know it.

    • Chris

      Maybe you don't deserve to look at chive if you don't think this is funny more than 4 times.

      That he/she sucks. That bad.

  • E-Money

    #6 So far has A.O.D (Ass of the Day) in the pink undies, even if it's surrounded by cellulite

    • northerner

      When I was in the Army, the women almost NEVER looked anywhere that good. Never. Definitely a different era. Sadly.

    • john dory

      fuck, fuck, kill marry

  • chiver132

    check out the gap on the girl in #6

    gap gallery next…

  • Brad

    If the army had more women like the one on the left in #6 , I'd join in a heartbeat.

  • therewasshrinkage

    #28 it's possible to be paralyzed and do that, you have to remember these people work their upper body a lot.

    • Kevrobmc

      Sure they work social welfare just as much?

      • http://www.voiceonvoices.co.uk Pyp

        Not everyone in a wheelchair is paralysed, you can be in a wheelchair for other reasons.

        People instantly see a wheelchair and think that means your legs do not work, but that is stupid. My aunty can move her legs but still needs a wheelchair due to a spinal injury, and there are other people that need a wheelchair because of other medical complaints that may make you extremely tired, or you may have had your legs amputed for example.

        People should stop judging.

        • http://www.facebook.com/tylermars.design Tyler Mars


          • http://www.voiceonvoices.co.uk Pyp

            I am English so I think you will find it is spelled paralysed where I am from.

            Anyway I just looked it up and I think you will find both are fine.

            If you want to post make sure you do something other than point out spelling mistakes.

            • UnheardBanshee

              thank you pyp

  • Why Not?

    does #7 come *puts on sunglasses* fully loaded?

    • Your Mom's Dog


    • Buttman

      only on the floor model.

  • sully23

    #2 ok i know i'm being an idiot, but what's the fail in this?

    • DA-YUM

      High power electric lines next to water full of kids, maybe?

    • Jimmy

      those black wires are 220v-480v lines on the really big on is just a hose for the pump. but yeah high voltage lines + water = crispy kids.

      • zap

        yah the white and black connectors are twist lock, non sealed. they could still be 120v, no way of telling the voltage from that far away. the big red one is a 100amp sealed connector made by the company hubble. That isn't a pump, its a remote distrobution/transformer box. The big red one isnt the issue, its the unsealed twist lock connectors that are scary there and the open air box itself….

        • northerner

          Yep, major stupidity by the utility crew. Major pending law suit of immense proportions. Reckless child/public endangerment, etc.

  • TUY

    #27 – nice reindeer sweater. Do girl reindeer have antlers, too?

    • Lylah


    • pete

      I wondered that too… got this from Wiki:
      Yes. They are the only type of deer in which both male and female have antlers.

      Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Do_female_reindeer_have

    • Guz

      I thought I'd passed a gay test cos it took me a while to see it. Suppose not.

      • northerner

        Actually, my first thought was, "what…is it". Had not really connected it with being human.

  • Bud Ugly

    I thought #11 and #18 were pretty funny.

    Also, I agree. Cookies are awesome.

  • Tyler`

    Whats with all the reposts???!! and chive steals shit from reddit on a daily basis. you can go to reddit and see the majority of the photos the chive posts, but all a day or two before the chive. Chive, you fail. fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

    • metalcool36

      Then stay on reddit tard, we don't need you here -.-

    • grrrrr

      and http://www.doubleviking.com

      that's where a lot of the girl pics come from. check out that site, section hotties in the wild. the chicks on there are bangin

      • grrrr

        i mean what do you expect though? some pics chive has are stolen by other sites. it's the name of the game


      go back to reddit fanboy. go make your own website and you can post all the OP you want. thechive is awesome cuz it filters out the crap.

      • grrrr

        dj go fuck yoself

    • Internets

      We all hate you!

    • Jimmy

      yeah because no one should share anything on the internet. EVER. STFU Tyler you crusty dick hole.

    • http://www.facebook.com/tylermars.design Tyler Mars

      please don't use my name if you are going to be a gigantic lord of the douchedom

    • Fishy

      Who the hell has time to go to all the different sites when I can get it all in one Chive. I said GOOD DAY!!

  • metalcool36

    Gap gallery… NOWWWWWWW!!!

  • NotaTrap

    The blond in #6 ……prepare to receive an incoming penile missile attack in your LZ….

  • thetommynews

    Definitely a disappointment here. Way too many freakin reposts.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000470425716 Diana Santos

    #18 perspective is everything ^_^

    • BloodScrubber

      And it has TEN speeds!

  • Timmargh

    Any ideas where #28 was taken?

  • acehunt


    Cheat Codes

  • Capt. Obvious

    In #6, I'd hit 2 and 4. The others I need wingmen for.

    • Guz

      Red October standing by.

  • Pat

    #6 I'll take the second one on the left.

  • Tean_Zu

    #6 I'll take them all. It's the least I could do for the women who protect our country.

  • osborl12

    #29 looks like Stink from Nickelodeon's Land of the Lost.

    • osborl12

      You can see him at 2:15 btw.

  • vince

    ummmm….how old did you say you are? 😡

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