Happy Hump Day! (20 Photos)

If you have a great ass or are dating/married to someone who does, please email all pics to thechivesubmit[at]gmail[dot]com or use our handy photo upload page HERE. Just remember to crop the faces off if you want to conceal your identity or if you are just plain ugly.

  • hater

    #20 O_O

    • SeaBassEX

      She can deliver my package any day

      • JDizzle

        I'd rather deliver my package to her…don't typically let bitches take my package anywhere

        • Akalla

          She's a pornstar.. or well, has done porn anyway.

          • http://www.facebook.com/greguire Gregory Nelson Courtney

            there's a whole set that goes along with that picture, i'm sure it's not hard to find 😀

    • Ass Man
  • BigDingo

    Definitely my new favorite regular occurrence on the Chive

    • Ely

      100% Agree

    • Big Curt

      The Chive has given me reason for a new crush….Minka Kelly is perfect #9

    • sully23

      i was honestly scared we weren't going to get our beloved hump day post. but all is well in Chiveland. well done Chive. beautiful asses for everyone!

  • Joe

    Lock eyes, from across the room. Down my drink while the rhythms boom…

    • [clevernamehere]

      Take your hand and skip the names. No need here for the silly games.

      • LonelyPeninsula

        Make our way through the smoke and crowd, the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud.

    • Greg

      And I Jizzed in my pants!

  • BigDingo

    Also… thumbs up if your girl has some junk in the trunk

    (no flat booty bitches for me fanks)

  • denzino

    #10 and #15 same girl. I used to know her name…
    #7 where are the humps??? but I would…
    #9 my favorite 🙂 I luhhhh you chive

    • Brian

      # 10 and # 15 is that Keyra Augustina

      • Dave

        and she has an incredible booty. do yourself a favor and google that shit (hint: video…)

        • denzino

          yes, thanks for the memories… lol

    • Waldo

      used to chat with her on yahoo messenger she is a florida girl.

      • timy

        bullshit, she is from cordoba, argentina

        • Wes_D

          Actually , she is down here in Florida. Check her Myspace. She also frequents a club in Miami. She's a bit of a socialite.

      • tonykay

        basically you cyber'd with a 58 year old dude wearing a Dixie flag for a hat

    • Ass Man

      Keyra Augustina i think……

  • http://twitter.com/jintonico @jintonico

    ❤ #2

    • Bob_Sagat

      I agree!!!! I just fowarded this pic to my entire office haha

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1290197099 Doug Miller

      Agreed…would love to see more of her.

    • yumyumgivemesome

      Just want to bite it. Gooooooooooood Loooooooooooooyard

    • sully23

      by far the nicest of the group. i could get lost in those rolling hills for years

  • Longo

    Please find the girl on 16 and 17 – I've seen the video of this girl dancing and it's AMAZING! You MUST find this video!

    • sss

      her name is keira agustina

      • respell

        keyra agustina

  • leelemon

    some of these are too much…

    • Malachi Constant

      photoshopped bro

    • JpJ

      Agree, bigger and rounder is not always better

  • PJ Fry

    Humpday is my favorite day of the week.

  • Cavall

    I want to thank the Chive for making the middle of the week not only bearable, but fucking awesome.

  • Super Guest

    I'd like #3 and #14 please.

    Also, who are the chicks in #2 and #13? I've seen the pics before but I have no idea who they are.

    • Rich

      #3 = Visual Viagra

    • WTFurCouch

      #2 is Jamie Koeppe. Enjoy the google search.

  • http://www.facebook.com/daniel.armonia Daniel Armonia

    #2 #4 #6 #10 #15
    all my ex's on the same page, Thank U chive

    • ROK

      i believe you. but i think im the only one.

    • http://www.facebook.com/daniel.armonia Daniel Armonia

      wow, at least 33 people with absolute no sense of humour.. fine score

  • broncobilly

    #2 is my friend on Myspace !

    • Becca

      It's even funnier if you really believe that.

      • broncobilly

        I assure you, her nickname was "canadian beauty"

  • chrisdg74

    #20 – I have a "package" for her.

    • fox06

      will she get it between 3-5?

    • kruger

      psh, you could probably just wrap yours up in the postage stamp and you're good to go…….

  • MigraineBoy

    Is it illegal to motorboat an ass?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1800291127 Kevin Metcalf

      till you hit the mud

    • http://www.facebook.com/robert.kisabeth Robert Kisabeth

      sure isn't bro. They call that "Muff diving" bitches love that shit. Quickest way to a girls heart is by licking her butt hole. true story

      • kruger

        "muff" is the vagina, fool.

    • JDizzle

      lol, when I was single and I would get really drunk I used to ask girls if they've ever had their ass motorboated

  • [clevernamehere]

    I just want to rest my face on it like I was laying on a massage table.

    Or as my buddy used to say, "I would eat a mile of her shit just to kiss her ass."

    • Generino

      I think my buddy said:
      "I'd eat the corn out of her $hit just to find out where it came from."

  • Sanman

    #2 and #4 is Jaime Koeppe… very yummy

    • RicoSan80

      Thank you for the tip, Sanman!

    • sirmixalot

      Yes, it is. Chive, there are thousands of photos of her… I think it reasonable to gather a few dozen for a post of her own, no? 🙂 But please get the non-shopped ones please. Her curves are impressive enough on their own.

      • do it

        seriously. i sent them a bunch of her photos weeks ago (unshopped) yet they end up posting a shopped version.

  • orly

    Yowzaa. What a way to wake up xD

  • Dunny_

    I said it last week, I LOVE Hump Day!!!
    #5 Not sure what it is, but she looks like a regular chick, is really cute and has a great body, looks like she's posing for her boyfriend
    and I don't know what Spanish TV show #19 is from but those are great hineys…

  • Anonymous

    #19 (on left)

  • maybe

    #11 haunts my dreams and every waking moment of my days…

    • Chris aka Lanky

      Haunt as in Scares you… I think you might be Gay buddy

      • Walter Sobchak

        Mayra Veronica in case you were wondering…..

    • noname

      slight butterface… sorry but im sure the t n a more than makes up for it…

  • old

    #13 is just incredible. I've seen that picture in several other places and I am always ecstatic to see it again. I tried with tineye and other searches to find more of her. But I guess I suck at that sort of thing.

    • Dave

      find please, Chive

      • BloodScrubber

        I concur! Now thats the way to spend a sunny afternoon.

        • your_daddy

          This would be a great find her. MOARRRRRRR!!!

  • top dog

    Some people are getting very good at photoshop, half of these are shopped. #4?, thats no shopjob, thats real booty. I hate fake booties about as much as I hate fake titties.

    • Mega-Tron

      Squeezing fake asses are like squeezing memory foam pillows, it just ain't real.

      PRIME, YOU WIMP!!!

    • sirmixalot

      No really, it's shopped. I've seen (and have) the original from her once-upon-a-time website… not to be too pedantic. As to why someone would shop an already massive bum I do not know…

    • Mr F


  • nouu

    i'd like to just bury my face in any of these.

  • teximport

    Chive, THANX for listening to us and giving the regular Hump Day edition.
    No MigrainBoy, it isn't illegal to motorboat an ass. In fact, it is your obligation if the girl is deserving !Here are a few of my top candidates
    #2 #4 #6 #13 #20 #2 #11 #9


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