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  • St.Christopher

    another cheap promotion of Funny or Die, keep up the good work.

    • Vince

      They should have chose me … i'm good at finishing in under 3 minutes.

  • tommybhoy

    Tomb Raider chick FTW in 2m45s

  • Goose921

    That video was awesome!

  • yup

    I hate these f**king commercials.

  • T-Boz

    2 min 50 sec of Awsome , then the crappy Lara Croft! Why i ask , why??

  • http://www.patinencomun.com/ skate

    Yeah!, Great ultra freak video!

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  • The Hatter

    these guys make the prequel star wars films look like crap
    not that that's particularly difficult

  • [clevernamehere]

    Hmmm…..work on getting this up online? Or Hump Day?……

    Good choice, guys. <shaking head>

  • Joe

    heyy that asian guy also plays mike chang on glee!

    • jaynecobb

      and Harry Shum and tWitch are on the LXD

      • http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

        Wow, Glee! Cool! I wouldn't know because I'm straight!

        • Zee

          hahahahah BEST line ever!!

  • Hwrd_Strns_Pns

    And thats why granite countertops are so expensive.

  • TylerV

    Anyone else notice the black guy dying first?

    • Lance

      Yeah, we all noticed it, cuz it was in the video we all watched. It's funny how, in a three minute video, the black guy always seems to die 2 and half minutes in. Buncha racists, I tell ya.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1082023363 John Whitsel

      But didn't the black guy get the saber from a dead white person? Asians Rule!

    • Redguard

      That was "Twitch" from "So You Think You Can Dance".

  • jason

    that was awesome. And there was a dead white guy on the ground. So…..

  • Evan F

    Ryan vs Dorkman is better

  • Yuzaki

    Great video !
    But… They have fucking lightsabers, why don't they cut the old guy in parts ?

    • Cat masturbation

      he's a sith lord from sun valley…they're the toughest.

    • Frankie

      yeah, and why didn´t obi-wan cut the emperor in parts?? think about it…

  • guest

    If it's a 3 minute cycle where the current "predator" gets replaced then the black guy should've been the one killing the first dead white guy and not be surprised about the lightsaber and the asian guy shouldn't have known about the first guy- "I see you found the last guy"

    • Cat masturbation

      I saw that too. only way i could justify it was maybe it was the first cycle of the day.

    • KMD

      unless the Asian guy killed the first guy in under 3 minutes and then had to do it again.

  • Jimmy the Tulip

    Ryan vs Dorkman 2 was better

  • KMD

    is it a law that if you're in a light saber duel you have to spin around like a fricking ballerina? Just once, I would like to see someone spin around like that and get stabbed in the back.

  • Execudork

    Great action, terrible writing. As pointed out above:
    1. "You have 3 minutes". *BLAM BLAM BLAM* "Hey, Steve? Yeah, you can come back now, I just shot the old guy in the face. He's dead. Wanna go get a beer?"
    2. "I see you found the last guy" "Uh, yeah, I killed him. You understand how this thing works, right?"
    3. *spin* *spin* *spin* *STAB*. Why would you ever turn your back to someone in a fight?
    4. "Three minutes, 18 seconds" *runs around corner, turns on light saber, ambushes stupid Lara Croft chick*

    • Cat masturbation

      Lol…Stupid logic. WHat are you doing in my movie? You're not even Logical.

  • Matt

    interesting, but why lightsabers? just doesn't fit

  • htown

    I want my 3 minutes back.

  • JacktheTripper

    The high road my ass. I'd slam that chick 'til she came back to conciousness.

  • bkfrijoles

    why is it always the black guy who dies first?

  • Escelante

    It's okay, but Ryan vs. Dorkman I and II are way better.

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