Merry Hump Day! (29 photos)

  • yoyoma

    I think I just found my new hat in pic #7!

  • Joeyk

    If the boner police are here I demand a lawyer!

    • Phondo

      Yeah, you might want to demand a joke writer while you're at it.

      • Joke Writter

        What he meant to say was that the police in bonnerville have seized and manhandled his assets without providing counsel of a lawyer. Follow the script people!

    • Joeyk

      OR maybe I was quoting the movie Hot Rod…

      • herpdurp

        still sucked

        • P Diddily

          That explains why nobody recognized the quote. I guess the other guy who saw that movie is not a Chiver.

          • Mike

            No ,I'm here.

  • Ty Paige

    One of my favorite days of the week, next to Sexy Chiver Friday #17

    • denzino

      #21 You couldn't move theChive logo to the other side of the picture, just for this one?

    • thc

      fap fap fap

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  • RangerW

    So much perfection! Also #25 is back! We definitely need more of her, she's got more than just a perfect ass.

    • Leo

      We plan on putting her in just about every post until we find her.

      • Matt

        Someone earlier in the week said it was Sexy Lette.

        • randomhero1218

          It's not.

        • lonin

          They were wrong.

      • Grant

        you're not going stop reposting even if you find her, right?

      • bud

        you are a good man

      • BentWrenches

        yeah,you do that!

      • inf2211

        have some more pics of this lady, belive me u don't wanna put em on..this is only good pic of her, she's nothing similar..this photo was lucky shot..

    • I lick girls

      too bad she's ugly as shit

    • Yari

      she's awesome!!!! have u found her yet???

    • solombo

      She is the winner!!

  • bpoy

    I would drag my salt covered pecker across miles of broken glass, just to hear #23 fart through a walkie talkie . . .

    • YoMamma

      That one is getting old…

      • lonin

        It was old 5 years ago

    • Erik von Markovik

      To be honest I would put more thumb on this one. Sometimes certain humor goes unnoticed and this is one of those moments. Well spoken sir.

    • indomarc

      that's pure comedy. Thanks for making me laugh out loud

  • Anonymous

    I don't know what Reef is (#5), but I seem to be ingrained deep within their target demographic. If only this solution was more scalable!

    • ccv

      surf wear company. Every year they make the best butt contest in south american beaches

      • Jeremy

        What he said. Reef girls have been rocking great asses for quite some time now. I suggest a little research on this one. You won't be disappointed.

    • Htownpunk

      Unfortunately she had to turn around and show us her face.

      • its_forge

        Shut up asshole she's beautiful

      • Shak

        If in that picture you were able to appreciate anything other that ass I feel sorry for you…

        • HANK

          Gay test FAIL shakazulu

        • Htownpunk

          Holy shit, its_forge is back! I haven't heard from your cock sucking mouth in quite some time! How the hell are ya?!

  • Robert Lutchendorf

    Thank you. Seriously.

  • Chris


    • Your mom

      I see what you did there.

  • Vvk

    So it’s been a week since the chive app stopped working. Fix it already

  • Blue68

    #3 MOAR!!!! find her. please!!!

    • Ralf

      Her name is Melanie Nunes Fronckowiak

    • sSnowblind

      Yeah… I got stuck on #3 for a while. I kept trying to scroll down but my mouse just seemed to scroll back up all on it's own…

      • Ian

        That looks a lot like kelly brook

    • Unwavering

      Her name is Melanie Nunes Fronckowiak. She's a Brazilian model, though there aren't many pics of her floating around, and the ones I've managed to find are all from the same event. She won Worlds Most Beautiful Bottom in 2008, rightfully so.

    • its_forge

      Winner of a "most beautiful bottom in the world" contest somewhere in South America which is like holding a "coldest icicle" contest at the south pole.

    • its_forge

      Melanie Nunes Fronckowiak, you're welcome

    • Enjoi

      Her name is Melanie Fronckowiak she won a award for the worlds nicest ass.

  • Danny Boyland

    nice toilets

  • ISU Birds

    #29 You always are a pleasure to finish with. No pun intended.

    • ISU Birds

      Thanks for changing the number Chive to make me look like an idiot. #28 now is where that comment was supposed to be directed.

    • ISU Birds

      Thanks for making me look like an idiot chive by changing the numbers # 28 is what my comment was meant for.

  • Shawn35

    #25, this could be a repost everyday, and I dont think I could ever get sick of it, same for #16, #19, and #23

  • Seven

    Reef girls were always my favorite. You could always count on some nice booty on that first or second page of a surfing magazine. #9

  • Jake

    #22. Please.

    • Big mo

      I love her booty so much!

      • Toma

        I think that's my girl. That Lil lying son of a ….

  • brent

    #3 nice

  • aosux

    There wasn't a fart box in the bunch that I wouldn't tongue punch. Nice collection, well done.

    • Gern Blanston

      I'm laughing my ass off trying not to be heard at work… nice job sux

  • TheDarkKnight


    It's like a fortune cookie ass.. I can almost read it, I think it says

    "You love anal sex"

    • cudaman

      I think it says tongue punch here

  • WhiteGuyAtWork

    #28 I've got a package for you

    • Mr_Rob

      meaning #27?

  • Bob

    Some serious slacking going on here. How has she not been found?

    Challenge accepted?

    • tom

      its penny mathis aka jenny p

  • Hungry

    Yes,um..I'll have the #27 combo to go please!

    • Ian

      sandy summers. check it out!

  • Phred

    #24, put that shit away. I was prepared to fap until I saw that one.

    • dave

      what's wrong with her? Every consider coming out of the closet?

      • Average Chiver


        • A BiPolar Guy

          no, I'm sure he meant that being in a closet it was dark and he couldn't see.

  • Brad

    you might as well call the Hump Day post "Bundas Brasileiras"

  • Vince

    Honey….guess what I'm in the mood for tonight…. 😉

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