We MIGHT have found the front of ‘Two Pistols and a Sword’ girl (3 Photos)

Over the past few days, the photo below has become one of the most viral pics on the internet. The tan, tatted hottie is known only as 'Two Pistols and a Sword Girl.' There's been wild speculation as to the girl's identity (We even had a little fun with it yesterday)
But last night, one of our users emailed us a photo of the girl anonymously. He says:

This is the 'Pistols' girl. She has had more work done on her 'sleeves' since the photo was taken. I do not wish to reveal my name. She is dating a very dangerous man. The tattoo on her back reads, "I lie for you, Abdul, I die for you."

Now, the front of this girl is never going to live up to our imaginations but this chick is just... not hot. Chivers, it's up to you to confirm or debunk this theory. Is this the 'Two Pistols and a Sword Girl'?

  • jason

    #2, #3 the hair matches up, and if you take a look at her skin tone, it's a match too… not to mention the fact that she's holding a gun. It's not a bad guess, I'll say that

    • thomas

      as much as i hate to say it, her neckline is the giveaway. It's her 😦

      • mike

        Actually it's not her. First- you can see the original hottie has bigger boobs in the background so unless she had a boob reduction not her. 2nd – top shoulder tattoo doesn't match and 3rd- original no gauged ears.

        I was gonna say she was a buttaface!! but relieved it's not her!!

        • Guest

          Yeah, definitely bigger boobs from the back…
          I think yesterday's match was more accurate

      • HANK

        This bitch is as skanky as they come from either view now this is the one I want to see from any damn angle there is http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/best-

    • Giggitty

      I'm curious why this post wasn't a poll? Fix it Chive!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1506462155 Dan Crowley

        Regardless if it really is her, in my mind she will never be the real 2 guns girl.

      • The Dood

        Why don't you add the poll? It's easy enough. Just make sure you add a third option for AAAH! Turn it around, TURN IT AROUND!!!

    • jason in pc

      do not think its her, the tree on the beach looks like a little unlike anything around the beaches in the US i have seen, i am thinking the pic is from overseas somewhere. and pic number 2, this chick looks like she has never left the block she grew up on.

      • http://www.facebook.com/dexsquab Dexsquab Molutinator

        People can travel overseas yanno.

    • not her

      not her……… boobs are not the same (you can see side boob) tattoo on right arm missing, the sleeve on the left arm has a straight horizontal line on one, kinda fades out in the other……..

    • mazlow01

      Not here. The front pic is Sexy Lette as others have said also the picture submitted has been reversed here's the original

    • thegza

      Did anybody google sexylette yesterday when that came about??? The chick in the second pic is sexylette, which we know is not the hottie.

    • not her at all

      Look at the stupid earring things in the second pic…… not her

    • Ken

      Sorry not her, chive played us good

    • shamshe

      not her

      the bottom girl has much different tattoos on her back

    • Pusher
    • ar303

      She is a Juggalette!

    • http://www.facebook.com/JustinVincentHall Justin Hall

      Incontrovertible proof: NOT HER.

      Look at the third picture down, on the left column. You can see the back tattoos. Definitely doesn't show any poetry or pistols. Plsu the ink on her right forearm doesn't match the beach photo.

      theChive got rickrolled. Serves you dudes right for yesterday's prank.

    • Ham

      It's not. In the back shot she has a script tattoo around her right arm between elbow and shoulder. It is not on the right arm in the front pic.

    • lonin

      Nice back story for a bullshit email. That is sexy lette, this is what her back looks like… try again.

    • for3st


  • TIZ

    not for me

    • Pål

      You are right!
      This image removes all doubt http://www.punkrocktits.com/wp-content/uploads/20
      On this picture she doesn't have the upper arm tattoo and both underarm tattoos are the, so it can't be here. YAY!

    • manwhore

      fags. she is definitely doable. I'd tap that ass any day of the week. PEW PEW PEW

  • vikingct

    No not her. Tattoos are totally different

  • josh stone

    not a match, check the sleeve tattoos on her arms

    • JstevensF

      Did you even bother reading the text?

    • Rob

      Here's a thought…how about you read the caption at the top before you comment, retard.

      • Phil

        Here's a thought…how about you look at the photo and see that none of the tattoos match, not even the ones in the original before you comment, retard

      • aaron

        Yeah, he's the retard for not reading captions when there is a gorgeous ass on the screen. Maybe not a great instance to insult someone. Retard…

        • lonin

          Are you guys going to slap fight now or did I make popcorn for nothing?

  • Bryan

    Not as good as I was expecting. I prefer the rear view.

    • rob

      tell #3 turn around

  • Mello-

    oHHH … now thats a first for me!! HA HAAa


    • Benny

      first fail you mean? or has this been going on for ages? you need support? want a psychologist's number?


    one has sleve the other dosnt…..but i will take both

    • Will

      cant read huh?

  • http://www.TampaBayDefenseAttorney.com Charlie

    Tatoos don't match up….that would have been disapointing

  • derpson

    Thats a negative ghost rider

    • BloodScrubber

      Copy that…..place your trays in the upright position……unbuckle your harness…and GTFO!

  • mickey

    the guy who emailed the chive said she got two new sleeves. focus on the tattoo on the top of her left arm. It's possible it's her. I know we'd all like to dismiss it, but this might actually be her

    • AnyoneforCoffee

      But she has nothing on her upper right….

      Conclusion: Not her.

      • Hank

        Exactly my conclusion…

        • HANK

          Hey who the fuck do u think u r. YOU sir are not HANK

    • CHA

      agreed. that's what i was looking at…. notice the really top of the left arm it could easily be the same tattoo….. i know, it's disappointing…. but what a great ass anyway !

    • anon

      left arm tattoo does look like the same one…but there is no red on the front side of the tattoo which seems strange to only have color on one side of the tattoo.

    • big ed

      not her the tat from behind on left arm goes all the way to elbow the front pic does not

      • TerryC

        Correct and the color is different. TO much red in it on the behidn pic and no red on the front view pic. not the same girl

    • tyrrp

      It's actually the side boob that is making me think it's not a match. If you look at the side boob in the rear view it seems to imply larger assets to my eye.

    • Rick

      Agreed it looks legit

    • Shuttlekak

      its not her…the front pic shows her right arm having a tatoo band that goes around her whole forearm…from the rear picture u can clearly see she does not have a tatoo on her right arm

  • tater

    We should introduce her to a shower

  • T Mo

    Not her… look at forearms and the tat on the left shoulder have different colors to them. And the side boob doesnt seem to match either.

    • dentonbeard

      Yes, the side boob on the original has much more definition to be the boobs in the "new" one. But it's still hard to disclaim the tattoos.

    • Bo-diggity

      read the description it says she has had work done since the pic was taken

    • bisketz

      I was just gunna post this exact message. That's not her.

  • Mello-

    Lets live with the photo without the frontal image …K!!

    • todd

      I can't hit the thumbs up enough…

  • Jedi

    ok, may be a match. I definitely would with a tush like that!!

  • ISU Birds

    I just heard the Price is Right losing music when I saw it. ba dah dah dum wahhhhhhhhhhh.

    • http://www.facebook.com/bill.newman Bill Newman


  • john

    a fucking jugalo… no way

    • derp

      maybe she knows how fucking magnets work

    • http://www.facebook.com/shaned25 Shane Daniel

      guess i wasnt the only one who was disappointed by the fact she is wearing a hatchetman necklace

    • jhfdkjsd

      wtf is wrong w/her being a juggalo? were not all dirty and ignorant. jesus, i liked it better when no one gave a shit about us, now everyone's so hatefull

      • DeflaterMouse

        wrong. juggalos are all stupid, smelly, dirty, fat, asswipes.

  • Robb

    Nope. Look at the inside of her right wrist.

  • mark

    read the article, the guy said she got the tattoo's on her arms done recently.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=682389863 Jacob Cotter

    oh god i hope not

  • Duka

    She ugly…. Find new one….

  • Cmo

    Used up garbage from Florida no doubt….

  • Anonymous

    Tats don’t match up?
    Read the postings turds. Submitter states she had more work done on her sleeves…
    Look carefully, this is most likely her.

  • Grid

    Not the same girl. Left arm tat's dont match and the shoulders seem too different.

  • http://theflintskinny.blogspot.com/ The Flint Skinny

    Not the same, but not because of the sleeves. She has a thin stretch of words written on her upper arm. You can see it wrapping around to the front, but in the new picture there is nothing there. You should be able to see some words creeping around the corner in the new picture if that was her.

    • BeccaB86

      I was trying to justify it by that too, but I can't tell if the wording just ends or continues to wrap around, and even if so, how far.

    • TCUchiver

      plus the sleave on her left arm just above the elbow creates a perfect horizontal line wrapping around her arm. on the new pics the tatoo slowly fades into the elbow….not her.

    • putnam120

      I was about to comment on this as well. I wasn't sure if the words went all the way around but it would look kind of dumb if it didn't.
      Sorry Chive.

  • brad

    I'll take the back view for $500, Alex.


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