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The Perfect Girlfriend (Video)

Author: Patty | February 9, 2011 | In: Funny, Hot Women, Video

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  • Seldi84

    I love page 3. Every morning you wake up to the newspaper, the Sun's not quite news and a lovely lady with her baps out to take away the dreariness of life.

    • http://twitter.com/Jeffrey__Scott @Jeffrey__Scott

      I can't believe I forgot to pick up a copy of the Sun when I went to London.

  • Rolis

    why did i look down when she told me to??? and those are some nice big coconuts

  • caleb

    this game is an atrocity

  • http://twitter.com/Jeffrey__Scott @Jeffrey__Scott

    Page 3 girls are the best girls. :)
    About the only thing the Sun is good for. LOL

  • Leotris

    British tabloids for the win, I don't see hard hitting journalism like that in the Washington Post.

    The Sun current affairs for builders since 1970, we love it.

  • Adam

    God bless Rosie Jones

  • azbtchs

    Cheerio!

  • jarvis

    totally agree

  • MiddleLane

    The "perfect girlfriend," and she only brought TWO beers?

    And how much is it going to cost me to rent that Ferrari for the day to impress her?

    Meh…………

  • Bob

    Americans should have page 3 too, daily boobs are an awesome way to start the day. Come here where we are far less consevative ;)
    http://www.page3.com/girls_home.shtml

  • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

    Chive! WTF like 2 weeks ago you said no more deadspace 2 adds! what the fuck! why did i get and add for it before this vid. fix your shit!

  • Nahdawg

    So, I bought Dead Space 2. It didn't come with anything to turn off the ads..

  • Maxipad

    Why don't chive Vids work on iPad anymore?

    • http://www.kenghaywong.co.uk Ken

      because wordpress do not want to support overpriced apple products. Go Samsung!

  • a.i.

    hm.. i have to see an ad to see an ad.. ooook

  • Ric

    Google Rhian Sugden right now.

    You're shmelcome.

  • Trepalium

    Can i please stop watching Dead Space ads!!!!!!!!!

  • Bob

    She should have said, "I'm on a porsche." To match the old spice thing better.

  • KYLE

    MOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  • WooHooForTheSnooSnoo

    I would eat her out like a mad thing

  • mikeduquet

    Sweet sassy molassy. Rosie Jones, you own me.

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