Alright, alright not all animals suck (30 Photos)

  • jetrome

    #6 Anyone else read that with an accent?

    • PoppinFresh

      yes, an indian accent. is that wrong?

    • hot carl

      i read it with Cuntswaylow's (family guy) accent

    • MikeofLA

      You should read it in an accent inline with Madagascar 2. This relates to the scene where the ring tailed lemurs sing the song "I like to move it, move it"

      The joys of having a 5 year old niece.

      • alanon

        Not Madagascar 2, the first one. The joys of having a niece, nephew, and an education so I can count.

    • iAm1-NAMI

      I prefer to ignore the movie referenced and hear the voice of Patrick Stewart.

  • Paula

    Do you know who also doesn't suck?

    – the one you love to hate

    • DaddyD

      So you admit you are an animal?

      Nice to have you back!

      • Paula

        No no, what I meant with "who doesn't suck" is this:
        My groom was waiting at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best man asks: "Why do you look so excited?"
        So my groom replies: "I just had the best blowjob I have ever had in my entire life, and I am about to marry the woman who gave it to me."
        I was waiting at the other end of the aisle with a huge smile on my face as well. My maid of honor asks: "So why do you look so excited?"
        I said: "I just gave the last blowjob of my entire life!"

        – the one you love to hate

        • john

          i thinks there is more than one paula and thats lame

          • Dawn DuBois

            wonders if everyone stopped replying to this imbecile, even by thumbing up or down, if it would just eventually get bored and go away? Like most children, it seems to thrive on attention. Since "Paula" offers nothing, and only seems to get its thrills ("it" since no one knows if its truly male or female) from simply leaving its name and claiming everyone loves to hate it, I'm sure if it was ignored it would go troll elsewhere.

            • Lucky

              how inciteful of you but the masses demand PAULA!!!! even if they claim to hate her/him/them. some people actually thrive on being miserable people Paula merely gives them an outlet. thats why i constantly back her/him/them up. paula is doing the world a service. as well as pissing others off which i equally enjoy

              • Paula

                So glad most people do get it. Why else would people look me up just to thumb me down? Pointless!

                – the one you love to hate

            • Paula

              Nope, won't leave. Caught. You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave. That's The Chive to me.

              – the one you love to hate

              • Dawn DuBois

                No one looks you up, idiot. And making other comments under different names claiming that you have support does not prove your point.

                • Flicka

                  I support dissension in any group, ergo…

                  What can I say? Homogeneity is boring. At least Paula says more than MOOOOAAAAR!!! I mean, how useless is that?

    • Diana Santos

      i rather the other "slogan"- "the troll…" ^_^

  • tommybhoy

    #14 hahaha well played

  • PJ Fry


    I'm going to KILL you.

    • PJ Fry


      How's about a nice tall glass of shut the hell up!

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      #28 This is your cat on drugs. Please stop animal cruelty, don't feed your crack to your pets

    • Dawn DuBois


    • BAM

      Welcome to Wonderland bitch

  • Asian_Princess

    #8 makes me giggle…

  • dizzle

    #30 what color does he come back as?

    • ROK


    • THWG

      Also, it's "Fly you fools"

  • Crystal


    Learn the right quote, you fools

    • Gareth

      Thank you. That pisses me off every time I see this one…

      • Ben


    • Andrew

      I knew someone else would know the correct quote in the comments section. no need to break new ground here.

      • omg

        hm? i thought it was run you fools but tell me what is it then ?

        • Lance

          "Fly, you fools!"

          • Justin Hall

            "Run, you fools" — Jack Bauer from LOST

            • yeabigboi

              Jack Bauer is from 24 dum dum

              • THWG

                You have been successfully trolled

    • John

      I talked to Bob about it and he was aware of it before posting, but it was a user submit and he thought that everyone would get the reference even if it wasn't technically correct.

      • Michael

        It always sounds like "Run" to me, but my hearing is shot to Hell. I found this posted on Sir Ian McKellen's website in response to a question about what he said:

        A: Oh dear. "Fly, you fools" is the line which I hope on a sixth viewing might be more audible. You could always have checked in the novel…

      • Paula

        John, Y U no post my technically correct lower back problems submissions?

        – the one you love to hate

    • Flicka

      I think it's fucking GREAT that more people think it's a Gandalf misquote than 24.

      • THWG

        When the fuck does Jack Bauer fall off a cliff AND say the line "Run you fools" ?

  • Jake

    let's not be stereotypical with #2, he could possibly be a technician!

    • Andrew Durand

      I think a Graboid scared him up there.

    • RichXTC

      It's cuz he a bit Husky, huh!

    • Dexsquab Molutinator


      • testington

        I am mostly confused as to how that dog looks happy and not stressed out at all. WTF how did it get up or down?

  • Penelope

    #15 heh heh

  • BigDingo

    #13 was a good laugh… makes me want a cat except for the whole sleeping on my keyboard thing

    • Erik von Markovik

      and the puking on the carpet thing, and the not getting out of your chair even if you go to the extreme of sitting on it, and the running in front of you in the last second just before walking downstairs, and the staring at you when you sleep, and the constantly putting their O in your face while you lay on the floor, and the cleaning of a litterbox every 3 days… cats are anitsocial morons, dogs are where it is at…

    • Sarah

      LOL – I laughed too.. but our dumb ass cat does just that – its not fun..

    • Flicka

      I have to actually stop my cat a few times during meals to avoid this. She gets pretty excited.

  • HawkPilot

    #29 I would hate everything too if some dumbass dressed me up in pink. Would probably look more like #20.

  • Simo

    Fucking freaks …. why would you do that. #25

    • Nicnac

      so I went to look. Apparently there are a whole bunch of people who have convinced themselves this is not just for them (humans) but it actually helps the cat in some way. God got it wrong, apparently.

      • jimbobb

        i have to do this to my cat, although not that short i don't shave him its more of a buzz cut but i leave the head and paws and tail full. I had to do it because my cat's fur got all matted and the mattes hurt him and turn his skin weird colors.

        As for the god got it wrong part, apparently he did, i don't know how my cat would deal with matted fur in the wild. But i'll agree most people just do it to help cut down on shedding.

        • Nicnac

          Great for you. You are an exception. The link I read said most people who do this do it for:

          1 Human allergies
          2 The cat's comfort
          3 So the kittens can suckle easier.

          Stupid, stupid, and stupid.

          And as to God getting it wrong, in the wild, your cat would die. God gets it right.

          • Jay1131

            Evolution gets it right, not god

        • testington

          or you could try brushing it once in a while and it wont get matted

    • TayGer

      its for pimpin reasons obviously!

    • ProvenZer0

      Shaved Pussy fetish

    • kim m

      I do this to my cat because he gets bad mats even if i brush him. he loves it, he is an indoor kitty and he is way more affectionate, playful, silly after he is shaved.

  • Beeblebrox

    #13 Me too.

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  • OneClownShoe

    #5 A giant chunk of solar system debris 65 million years ago turned us all into bitches.

  • RiKo

    i freakn love this posts!

    #10 that is probably Maru the cat. he loves boxes

    • Dawn DuBois

      wrong color feets for Maru

    • Flicka

      And all cats love boxes.

  • RiKo

    – "Bring me everyone.."
    what do you mean, everyone?
    – "EVERYONE!!!"

    • Adam Sandler

      LOL that cat doesnt have time for Mickey Mouse bullshit

    • SotaVoce

      ~*~The Professional~*~ Great underrated Movie!

      • RiKo

        bingo! well done

  • davey

    u can feel his pain!

    • Dawn DuBois

      he looks like Ralphie from a Christmas Story

  • Maynard B

    #1- tummy time!!

  • Richie Young

    whats up with #9 's toes…

    • Kimmeh

      They're attached to his feet..

  • Henry Gibson

    #25 needs to go in the next "I was so wasted" gallery.

  • Robert

    #13 was hilarious

    • wth


  • Diana Santos

    #25…what they do to the poor cat??:o

  • misschris

    #7 Slap hands!

  • timhonan

    for the last picture Gandalf actually says “fly you fools” not “run you fools” haha

    • Mike

      Lord of the Rings isn't the only cultural media reference to the phrase, "run you fools". haha

      • Ben

        But LOTR is possibly the only cultural media reference to the phrase, "fly you fools" while the character is slipping into the abyss. Like in #30. haha

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