• Apple

    I'm a Bi-Winning Fucking Rockstar from Mars!

    • Jak

      If Charlie Sheen was winning at anything he would be rich, oh wait. He would have 2 girl friends, oh wait. He at least wouldn't give a fuck what anyone thought, oh wait. Yup, he's winning.

  • hapa_nerd

    I spend too much time on TheChive as it is.. now this is going to be going through my head when I'm not online. Thank you Chive for finding a way to infiltrate the rest of my life!

    • WillDover


    • Rick


  • Its me

    Selling out seems to be a recurring theme……..

    • nelj

      what are you, an internet hipster?

      • EPIC P

        Thank you, i think that just made my hour…LOL

  • Paula_

    Charlie Sheen is always in my head, right up there next to my other crush, Steve McQueen…

    – the one you love to hate

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      Oh, you did not just go there! Someone tell me she did not just went there!!

    • clickhere


    • vic

      I bet your fat and ugly.

  • ...


    • No name

      HAha epic win. 🙂 reverse psycology. nice.

  • Josh Gorter

    Funny video, but just further proof that any rapper can sound cool with auto tune.

    • http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo

      and has made t-payne millions….sad 😦

    • Sonny Bono

      Has anyone considered the Cher actually started the whole AutoTune thing?

      Do you beliiiiiieeeeaaaaveeee in life after love?

  • Dave

    Now THAT is quality… Thanks for the laugh Chive!

  • Dan

    Charlie Sheen is my hero.

    • andfukyamoms

      I was bangin 7 gram rocks, thats how I roll….WIN…..thats how i roll…WIN

  • chey

    Man, I think my body just exploded and my face melted off….

    • Jak

      I didn't see a Slayer video

  • Pufffdragon

    I think Autotune has had it's day. Enough already!

  • cheyenne

    When scientists ran Charlie Sheen's drug test, they found no blood in his cocaine

    • m.b


    • JONAS


  • Anakrusix

    I hate you chive. This is catchy and I cant get it out of my head. How the hell am i suppose to explain this when I get caught humming/singing it at work?

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    just goes to show you that all this sheen-mania is a publicity stunt

    • Cpt. Obvious

      You're right he wanted to get fired from a show that he made over a million an episode on…

  • Mmm_Ciao

    Tinky winky's purse, duh. I'm bi-winning! I love it when the auto-tune the news guys make a new auto-tune post.

  • fakefrank

    great mix. release the single and it will sell for sure.

    got to love Charlie Sheen, and I want him back in two and a half men, that role was made for him

  • Tad

    Do you guys want to credit the peeps at Scmoyoho for actually mixing this track?

    Sure, the Chive exposes funny material, but you should really reference it and give credit where credit is due…

    Original video:

    • Kagawa

      100% Right !

    • allrightsres

      Why should the chive have to reference it? If someone sends in a funny photo, does the chive have to reference the photographer? NO. Stop being petty.

      Reference for this comment – me.

      • saltygary

        There's a difference with a picture we might take and a picture that someone takes for employment purposes. If you look at espn.com any picture has a credit on it. These guys aren't making these videos in their basements for shits and giggles they have a production studio and office that they need to pay for.

      • ...

        If the photographer is known, they deserve credit. For example, look at "Joshua Hoffine’s PICKMAN’S MASTERPIECE" from yesterday.

        So, unless the person who sent Chive the video edited it themselves to cut out the part where the makers of the video say their own group's name, then that means the Chive got the actual youtube link, edited it down, and forgot to give credit.

        And how the fuck is thinking that people deserve credit for work they do petty? A photograph is different than your comment. You typed for a few seconds. Someone spent money and a lot of time on a professional photograph or video.

        Let me guess, back in college, you were always getting in trouble for not citing anything and stealing work, right?

    • FLHomesteader

      I think for the amount of exposure that theChive gives to ANYONE they post, fuck having to reference them.

      More than likely someone in the comments is going to say how much they love said artist and how no one has heard of them before… or knew them before they were on theChive…

      • bbag


        Do you see the fallacy of your statement? There is NO EXPOSURE IF NO ONE KNOWS WHO CREATED IT!!!!

        • FLHomesteader


          Do you read the comments?

          Did you see who created it?


    • saltygary

      Yea they edited off the credits that Scmoyoho posts at the end. Those videos are those kids jobs and they should get their props.

      • aosux

        If they want their "props" then making internet videos is a bad profession to be in.

        • saltygary

          You might want to try thinking before typing. If people didn't make money off of internet videos, why would "the Chrive" take the time to post them. Why would sites like "Funny of Die" and "youtube" exist?

          Their Antoine Dobson song is at 75m hits and this song that just came out a couple days ago is almost at 4m hits. They have a their own productions division in NYC, an eCommerce store, and these songs can be purchased at iTunes. If you put this much work into something you would want to get paid for it. Instead you probably just waste your time fapping to hump day and making idiotic comments on something you know nothing about.

  • troy

    This shows how little talent most rappers have, just crank up the auto tune and make anything sound good!

    • Not a troll ;)

      Still im glad some of the more talented are pretty famous 🙂 like the biggest one out there has talent and his name is Eminem

  • inkh8r

    Christ I have to see this fucking loser everywhere and now on the Chive? This douche is just that, a douche. The chive just lost a lot of points with me.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kyle-Bartley/77100504 Kyle Bartley

      Yeah, cant have something hilarious on the chive.

    • Dub Genus

      You're kind of a h8r, huh?

      • anon

        You're kind of a DOUCHEFAG, huh?

        Fixed that for ya. =)

  • davey

    i liked it.
    sheen is a frickin rockstar from mars.

  • jason

    You guys suck. I'm going to be winning all day now.

    • SharkyShooter

      I'm so sorry we had to subject you to constant Sheen-ing victory.

  • Soze

    Hunter S. Thompson would be proud.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Nowak/100000212541689 Matt Nowak


  • Stephen Neal

    Looks like the Chive is too busy self-promoting to consider it's readership these days. Chive on!

  • alex

    Outstanding, who made it?

    • Tom

      auto-tune the news

      • Tom

        aka the gregory brothers + an extremely hot wife of one of them.

    • dudinka

      In deed, Fantástico!

  • Luke

    Check out that coke snorting nostril

    • tigerblood

      Truth is he smoked it, but thanks for playing.

blog comments powered by Disqus
Back to the top