Christian Lander sounds like your typical Negro upset with the world cause he doesnt have a decent job making more than $10 an hour! Man up and take responsibility for your own pathetic life.. And when your shitty Windows pc gets a virus and you have to call the Geeks, well.. It couldn't happen to a better man.
I saw that lame ass sycophantic Steve Jobs platitude and thought. . . 'hmmm, just which person in The Chive is the ass wipe who posted this?' Oh, it's Leo. I was surprised.
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Are you serious #19, biggest A-Hole around. Leader of mindless people that buy overpriced toys.
YES! People who fix my grammar! haha
#10 Smart. Learn something new everyday
#11 That's about right
Christian Lander sounds like your typical Negro upset with the world cause he doesnt have a decent job making more than $10 an hour! Man up and take responsibility for your own pathetic life.. And when your shitty Windows pc gets a virus and you have to call the Geeks, well.. It couldn't happen to a better man.
Don't be a moron. White people can call out other white people for being stupid fucking white people.
Go back to bed, dickie.
#10 He is hungarian, not austrian. "Az utolsó magyar polihisztor."
Am i the only one who thought of the song One Armed Sciccor at #17?
I saw that lame ass sycophantic Steve Jobs platitude and thought. . . 'hmmm, just which person in The Chive is the ass wipe who posted this?' Oh, it's Leo. I was surprised.
#17 http://bit.ly/flyC5R Problem solved. Don't use a screwdriver to pound nails.
It ain't the length, it's the girth.
#11 Definitely fake. No naturally occurring breasts are that symmetrical, round, or closely-spaced.
#10, #11: pure frikking genius !!!!!
I would say about 80% of these pictures were taken from reddit.
Also, bootstraps.