At the Pearly Gates I want to be greeted by redheads (30 Photos)

  • Nobody

    If it means I have to die to meet some of these girls, I am okay with dying young

    • Don Furly

      I hope her carpet matches her pubic hair.

      • its_forge

        Wow, way to trash a metaphor Don. It's "carpet matches the drapes," and it's immaterial because if you ever got to even *see* the "carpet" on any of these girls you wouldn't give a flying fuck in all the universe if it "matched the drapes." Besides which, about half these ladies are most likely sporting bare floor.

        • Birdhaus32

          Half? Hell I'd say a solid 3/4 have hardwood floors

        • Lowrent75

          Um…It is a line from "Fprgetting Sarah Marshal. Excellent reference.

    • pmutter

      #3 especially

      • Brian King

        One of my favorites

    • ROK247

      heaven can wait. theres plently of time to bang redheads in this world my friend. enjoy it while you can.

  • method_man

    #23 Holy-Moly

    • Sandstorm

      #23 It's Bianca Beauchamp

      • ROK247

        underboob extraordinaire!

      • menace is her site, and it's fantastic

    • Red head lover


    • Mark

      I see what you did there. Redhead + underboob. well played chive.

  • hater

    Let's go ahead and give #21 her own gallery.

    • TRAVIS B


    • 123

      Agree. Want to touch…

    • OwnerOfYou

      Agreed. MOAR PLEASE!!!

    • Pafrro

      Oh hells yes!

    • Matt


  • tits_mcgee_

    if #7 and/or #21 were there to greet me, I would sin enough to get sent down to hell!

    • kodakkid

      I was thinking along the same lines not sure Saint Peter would be happy with me whipping out my peter

    • HarryBlaze

      Agreed. 7 and 21 make this gallery.

    • winning

      Aww, I know #7! How cool. 😀

  • bbqboobs

    #21 #11 #10 #9 #7 I love redheads!

    • tony

      exact same pics i was going to post. good taste you have sir

  • God bless redheads.

    Tucson, Arizona

  • bbqboobs

    #17 Gap, curly red hair, and beach? Yes, please!

    • klektok

      I concur!

    • john

      i disagree. i find the short hair, as well as the intense curliness to be unattractive. but hey, one man's opinion.

      • Effy

        One man's opinion indeed. Here's one woman's opinion: More! Pretty please?

  • Brad

    #17 Nice hips…

  • bbqboobs

    #14 Way hotter as a redhead, then as a blonde.

    • @Sanja_Knez

      She's gorgeous with any hair color

    • Birdhaus32

      But can she really be included in a redhead gallery if she's a blonde? Same goes for a few of the others

    • HogtownDaddy

      You're nucking futz. She broke the 1-10 scale as a blonde.

      • Daris


    • shaunvw

      thats the first ive seen her as a redhead…dont give a shit if its not natural…she makes it work VERY well

    • Guest commenter

      Absolutely. Then again, redheads are hotter than blondes anyway.

    • Alex

      Focus here, people. For those who don't yet know her (i.e. me): what's her name?

      • Libertariandude

        Blake Lively…

        • Alex

          Thanx dude.

  • bbqboobs

    #26 Rouge? It's ok, you can touch me.

    • dibbs

      Jean Grey as her alter-ego Phoenix, actually.

    • darioc

      Jean Grey, know your x-men. It could save your life.

    • its_forge

      Phoenix, dingbat. Phoenix was a star-dwelling organism that inhabited Jean Grey's body and pissed off an alien culture because it ate their sun. Really not someone you want to goof around with.

    • bmusic

      Ruby Rocket has some great cosplay picks out there.

    • Poonchinello

      My wife is a redhead, and went as Phoenix last year for Halloween.

    • Jaeger

      Jean Grey…Phoenix…and as the Phoenix, she needs to resurrect her butt that died and went flat…

    • Scorn

      Also, "rouge" is makeup. "Rogue" is, among other things, the name you were going for.

  • Surf and Snow

    Where's Kari Byron? Grace Reed?

    • 1C451

      Kate Mara?

  • John Andrew Jose

    #2 is very stunning.

    • ricky bobby

      MOAR ! Who is she?

    • BentWrenches

      i FELL IN LOVE WITH #2 and actually she kind of ruined the rest of the gallery for me till i got to #20 wow

  • girlnextdoor

    like 1/3 of these aren't even red heads…what is hermione doing here?

    • fartknocker

      She's being totally hot.

      • wintercoat

        Her level of attractiveness isn't being called into question, her hair color is. Brunettes do not belong in a redhead gallery.

        • ReyTiburones

          She apparated here

          • anthony

            agreed. her hair is not red at all.

    • 99Dug

      I love how people get fixated on the naturalness of hair color, rather than on the hotness of the women. I would love it If ANY of these lovely ladies stopped and talked to me regardless of their hair color. Relax…
      And knowing how the Chive office works, they probably put Emma in just to see what kind of reaction they would get…

      • Guest

        Well, when the post is sexy redheads, hair color kinda makes a difference….

      • Rob Meyers

        Herp Derp Don't ever question the chive and their derp decisions !!!

        • Matrim

          Your use of the words "herp" and "derp" invalidate anything you have ever said ever.

    • Erich Backhus

      I agree. My wife's a natural redhead and there's a true difference between her and a girl with a dye job.

  • MigraineBoy

    #9 #10 #22 Are just what I need to get trough this day. Chive, y u no have redhead mailorder catalog?

  • Tee-Boz

    #3 Emma Watson is a wee ride. Fact.

    • clungebeast

      17 jocks know what you mean! Mon the Scots!

  • fede


  • Lower

    If i had to pick 1 it would be #28…or #20……
    Last weeks redheads post was amazing….but having looked through this weeks i can't recall last weeks.

  • orylolol


    • Pafrro

      agreed, who is this? anyone?

  • Sandstorm

    #23 is Bianca Beauchamp

    • Heywoodjablowme

      The only thing better than a redhead is a large breasted redhead.

  • V.A.

    I believe #10 and #29 are both Susan Coffey, who's always lovely. Wouldn't mind seeing more of #23, because WOW.

  • sammuelchase

    #10 is my dream, a very dirty dream, a dream that i have to change my sheets afterwards

    • Steve

      This is Susan Coffey…


    Damn man!!!! those girls are HOT AS HELLL!!!!

  • Jeff Chancellor-Neely

    hey chive thanks,
    even before i met you, i have been and will always be a sucker for redheads
    happy thursday

  • Dudio

    Who's #2

  • Paula_

    I want to be greeted by redheads (like #1, #9, #12) too, but preferably not at the pearly gates. This for the same reason I don't want to be buried; I'm not dead yet.

    – the one not dead yet

    • BentWrenches

      die bitch

    • Not Paula

      I've decided that Paula works at the Chive… and this is all one big joke

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